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12 Hot Men Looking Super-Intense in Yoga Gear

Yoga! It’s like sports, but you don’t have to move very quickly.

As everyone knows, the most important element of yoga is wearing sexy soft pants. Earlier today, we set out to buy ourselves a pair (not for yoga, but for sitting around the house and blogging more comfortably), but soon found ourselves totally distracted by the models.

Here, we present to you, the results of our diligent research, starting with this man in the classic pose “Punching Invisible Leprechauns.”

punching yoga


Next time you’re yogaing, try a flashing a little tummy at the instructor. If that’s too subtle, just wear a sleek black one-piece hoodie-bikini (hoodkini).

yoga undies


According to the listing for these trousers, the brand name is “Men Man.” We believe this is supposed to be pronounced with exasperation, as in “Ugh, men! Man oh man.”

men man


This is advertised as a “yoga shirt,” probably because it has the word “namaste” and a profile of the Karate Kid on it.



Yes, there’s nothing like gazing at a beautiful sunset for perking up one’s nipples, among other body parts.

yoga in a field



This is what is known in graphic design circles as “client requested Star Trek font, but not exactly the Star Trek font, but really close.”

Anyway, this is apparently what a “real man” looks like. Sorry, all you women who do yoga. You are actually really men.

real men do yoga


Okay, settle down, Fabio, you’re modeling stretch pants not Herbal Essences.

yoga grey



Here are some rayon yoga pants on an unfortunate victim of whiplash. Poor guy will never be able to see his own shoes ever again.




“But wait,” you might be saying, “why did they put a woman on the cover of a DVD called ‘Men’s Yoga?'” Ah but that’s no ordinary woman. If you’ll notice, she’s conjured up one of those tiny little green yoga men. Look out, lady! He’s got sass!

mens yoga



Nope, sorry, no, you can pout all you like, but these pants will never be sexy. Dressing in Dick Van Dyke’s trousers from the penguin scene in Mary Poppins will get you nowhere.




Ah yes another classic yoga pose. This one is called “Average Ceiling Height of New York Apartment.” Also, we’re loving how these pants say “prude in the front, slut on the sides.”

yoga slash



Well what have we here! Quadruplets? Send in the clones!

yoga clones



Yes, little wooden friend. We know just how you feel. Oh, wait, that’s your knee? Never mind.

yoga statue



By:           matt baume
On:           Nov 14, 2013
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    • Alan down in Florida
      Alan down in Florida

      5 would be quintuplets not quadruplets.

      Nov 14, 2013 at 8:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rockery

      @Alan down in Florida:


      I like the one in the field…for the lack of underwear

      Nov 14, 2013 at 9:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dxley

      Those toes though

      Nov 15, 2013 at 3:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rad

      Yoga Gear: For men who never fight genetics a day in their lives.

      Nov 15, 2013 at 10:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rad

      I really hate guys that look hot in clothes like that. If I wore yoga gear, I’d look like I was warming up for an all nighter at the Old Country Buffet.

      Nov 15, 2013 at 10:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • halfahomo

      They DO look a lot hotter in yoga gear than I but f*ck it I still wear mine anyway! :D

      Nov 15, 2013 at 11:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kangol

      That first one, and the guy in photos 3 and 4 are cute.

      Nov 16, 2013 at 12:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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