STILL GOT IT

16 Reasons Richard Simmons Is (Still) Winning The Internet

There’s no denying that 66-year-old Richard Simmons is equipped with as much (if not more) youthful vigor than that time the cast of Glee went rollerskating with One Direction.

And it is perhaps his seemingly infinite well of zeal that makes him such a natural at locking down the perfect Facebook presence while most people his age either A. still aren’t 100 percent on what “status update” means, or B. just truly don’t give a shit.

If you don’t already, you should follow him. Especially if you’re fed up with all the dumb videos your friends have been posting. Richard’s posts will be a rainbow burst of sunshine and unabashed positivity in your otherwise jaded, snarky online experience (not that there’s anything wrong with that).

Here are 16 of his more recent photo uploads, which double as reasons why he is still winning the internet.

Elizabeth Taylor drag…what else do you need?

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This. You need this.

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His captions really tie the room together, too. “Do blondes have more…fun?!”

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“Are you looking for a housekeeper? I’m available.”

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“Join me on my new ride!”

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Yes, Richard.

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Yes.

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“Don’t forget to have fun!” 

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Don’t worry, we won’t.

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Not if you keep posting pictures like these.

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And these.

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Then there’s his celebrity endorsements. Like Jimmy Kimmel dressed as Richard.

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The one and only Jane Fonda.

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SNL‘s Bill Hader.

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Aubrey Plaza of Parks and Recreation.

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Kristen Wiig and Will Forte? Sold.

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