This, friends, is what the sanctity of marriage is all about: finding someone with a stable job, and getting a dog before you walk down the aisle.
And because one just wasn’t enough:
wonderful kids
5-Year-Old Girl Has Better Grasp On The Importance Of Marriage Than Maggie Gallagher
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prohomo
OMG she’s adorable!!!!
thedarkchariot
“How can I do that if I’m gonna be a comedian or a writer? I don’t even know how to write!”
Wow. She has amazing comedic timing. She’s amazing.
alan brickman
does Ellen Know??….a t shirt for sure…hopefully Ellen has her on….
alan brickman
Put her on Ellen….she rocks!!!
John
Children: life’s truest treasure! 🙂