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75: The Percentage of ‘Cocks’ Shrinkage

rooster25

BY THE NUMBERS — “A comparison of the 2008 population — using data from a variety of sources — with the first census in 1881 shows that the number of [people named] Cocks has shrunk by 75 per cent, while the number of people called Balls or Daft has fallen by more than 50 per cent.” [Times Online]

By:           editor editor
On:           Mar 25, 2009
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  • 5 Comments
    • 7SnowyNights
      7SnowyNights

      There were people named Cocks? Like, first names, like Cocks McGee? Was there ever a Cocks McGee?

      Oh wow, that’s awesome. And horrible. For little old Cocks McGee, of course. It’s hilarious to me.

      Mar 25, 2009 at 6:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • paul-e-wog
      paul-e-wog

      It’s an insidious plot by Dicks of America to firmly implant their surname onto American society.

      Mar 25, 2009 at 8:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • EveryoneKnewHimasNancy
      EveryoneKnewHimasNancy

      What a relief! I thought this had something to do with everyone’s cock shrinking by 75% since the last generation!

      Mar 25, 2009 at 11:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cruiser
      cruiser

      @EveryoneKnewHimasNancy: If that were the case then a whole lot of people are in a serious world of hurt right about now! LMFAO!

      Mar 26, 2009 at 4:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • EveryoneKnewHimAsNancy
      EveryoneKnewHimAsNancy

      @cruiser:
      Crusier,
      Not worried about my own, mind you. Just those other fellows. Ahem.

      Mar 26, 2009 at 8:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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