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8 Comics Joining Adam Carolla In The Homophobic Stand-Up Hall of Fame


Eddie Murphy

He’s better known for playing an ass (heh) and donning fat suits, but back in the 1980s Murphy was the king of stand-up, with two top rated concert movies, Delirious and Raw, both of which had some pretty hardcore gay content in them.

“I’ve got some rules while I’m doing stand-up. Faggots aren’t allowed to look at my ass while I’m on stage. That’s why i keep moving while I’m up here, because you don’t know where the faggot section is.”

Another gem:

And now they got AIDS, that just kills motherfuckers. Kills people! It petrifies me ’cause girls be hanging out with [gays]. One night they could be in the club having fun with their gay friend, give them a little kiss. And go home with AIDS on their lips!

Some may say Murphy gets a pass, because it was a different time or that he was trying to address the fear and ignorance of the day. He even made a crude plea for acceptance in Delirious:

I fuck with everybody. I don’t mean anything by it. You can hang out with a gay person. Them guys don’t feel, you know, alienated… You can play tennis with a gay person. Really! Just after the game you say, ‘I’m gonna get a beer, what’s you gonna do?’ ‘I think I’m gonna suck some guy’s dick.’ ‘Well, I’ll see you later!'”

Murphy hasn’t been on the stand-up circuit in some years, and given his run-ins with tranny prostitutes and those pesky gay rumors, we doubt he’d resort to gay material if he did return to the stage.

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Aug 17, 2011
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  • 39 Comments
    • Jamie Noir
      Jamie Noir

      “Good God, man, have you no shame?!?”

      Is that a question we really need to ask of Jay Leno? I’m pretty sure we all know the answer already.

      Aug 17, 2011 at 7:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dillon Font
      Dillon Font

      Re: Jimmy Kimmel

      While it may have all been on Sarah Silverman’s end, or just an excuse for both of them to not get married when they were dating, Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel both refused to get married until gay people also had the right to get married. That’s a point for Jimmy Kimmel on the pro-homo scoreboard, I’d say.

      Aug 17, 2011 at 9:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hephaestion
      hephaestion

      Lisa Lampanelli: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDd-BgDzfiE

      And if you think her jokes teach straights to like us, check out the comments under this clip.

      Aug 17, 2011 at 9:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike in Asheville
      Mike in Asheville

      I am not a Leno fan, I find that he is sometimes assuming.

      I was invited, however, to the Tonight Show for his interview of and performance by Elton John, it was John’s first public appearance following the funeral of Princess Dianna. My hubby and I, and our close yet straight friends who invited us, and the audience as a whole, was quite moved by the sensitivity shown by Leno and getting John to talk about his feelings, which included some very clearly pro-gay sympathy about loss and love.

      I always chalk one up for Leno for that.

      Aug 17, 2011 at 9:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      Can you even include Victoria Jackson as a comedienne?

      Aug 17, 2011 at 10:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Justin
      Justin

      @Cam: My thoughts exactly. That woman never was funny and never will be. What possessed SNL to hire someone that stupid and unfunny is beyond me. She’s been cordially invited to fuck off and die in a fire.

      Aug 17, 2011 at 10:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christopher di spirito
      christopher di spirito

      My fantasy is for all of these rabid homophobes to be placed on a boat the Navy uses for target practice.

      Aug 17, 2011 at 10:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pete n SFO
      Pete n SFO

      I guess it’s good news that so many of these people are has-beens, and that others wouldn’t go there today. Eddie Murphy? Seriously, can anyone imagine that was really ever funny?

      I’ve been to a Lisa Lampinelli show; she is an equal-opportunity offender and makes it very clear that if people aren’t “down-with-the-gays” to “get-the-fuck-outta-my-show”.

      Leno, is the most pernicious because it’s pandering to the most ignorant and uninformed fear across all of America in single second. No longer, ever, watch the guy.

      Aug 17, 2011 at 11:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • phallus
      phallus

      You have to wonder if some of this is scripted for the commedian. Whether they refuse to tell the joke(s) or comments is a different story. Actually who gives a crap what Murphy, Clay, Jackson and the rest of these idiots say anyway. With some of their sordid pasts does anyone really take them seriously?

      Aug 17, 2011 at 11:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Politically Incorrect Thug
      Politically Incorrect Thug

      Seems we’re on a path to a society where comedic comments of any sort will be outlawed and punishable by death from the Liberal Police. I understand not appreciating a joke based on sexuality, race, etc, but if you’re so hyper-sensitive to something that might bruise your very thin skin, I suggest your turn the channel or, as gays love to tell straights, “Get over it.”

      Aug 17, 2011 at 11:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ian
      Ian

      Well… Victoria Jackson wasn’t great on SNL… now she’s a bible-thumper spewing hate. Great. Just what we need more of…

      Aug 17, 2011 at 11:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bron
      Bron

      Politically Incorrect Thug : As much as I can’t stand these people listed,you’ve got a point there. We can’t become junior Stalins over this.

      Aug 17, 2011 at 12:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Henry
      Henry

      @Bron: That’s right, shithead, you’d much rather have us become junior Hitlers.

      Aug 17, 2011 at 12:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bron
      Bron

      Henry / o : Nor junior Pol Pots.

      Aug 17, 2011 at 12:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Franklyn
      Franklyn

      Maybe its me, but after going through all these lists. I don’t find any of them funny.

      Aug 17, 2011 at 12:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Queer Supremacist
      Queer Supremacist

      @Politically Incorrect Thug: Or we fight fire with fire. What kind of “thug” are you? Get over it? That’s schoolmarm talk! Do something thuggish for once.

      Aug 17, 2011 at 2:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dellisonly
      dellisonly

      @hephaestion: Squeeze in tight pumpkin. Do what you want but she is fighting with us. If you can’t handle a little name calling from one of our supporters, cut yourself and let it scab. You need thicker skin puddin’.

      Aug 17, 2011 at 3:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bron
      Bron

      Queer Supremacist : I agree with that too.

      Aug 17, 2011 at 3:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aaron
      Aaron

      I was watching Chelsea Lately once and saw something that basically made me stop watching it forever. During the round table, Handler, these two twin guys (one in glasses), and that Heather woman, got into a conversation over Anna Paquin coming out as bisexual. The two guys basically made comments along the lines of “she’s just a greedy slut who needs to make up her mind” (though more PC than that), and Heather decided to make the coup de grace comment; (and I quote) “Well, you know, I know girls can be Bi, but guys can’t be bisexual. If you’re a guy and have sex with another guy, you’re gay!” The whole round table seemed to agree with her. So much for a show promoting LGBT rights, huh? (Then again, Handler dates 50 Cent, so hypocrisy is to be expected.)

      Aug 17, 2011 at 4:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bron
      Bron

      Actually, any comedian, gay or straight, could totally go to town on Eddie Murphy’s trannie-chasing.

      Aug 17, 2011 at 4:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael
      Michael

      Andrew Dice Clay is forgiven. That’s a character he created to say horrible things to shock people. He’s no more real that Larry the Cable Guy. Besides, his was the least egregious. A lot of his comedy has to be viewed as watching an absurd character. It would be like black people being mad at Carol O’Conner for the things Archie Bunker said.

      Aug 17, 2011 at 5:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bron
      Bron

      On a related note, now gay comedian Andy Dick is taking heat for his anti-semitic rant directed at Howard Stern. To Stern’s credit, he’s fired back but never mentioned Dick’s sexuality.

      Aug 17, 2011 at 5:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mr. Enemabag Jones
      Mr. Enemabag Jones

      You forgot to include the now deceased Sam Kinison, who said some fag went to Africa and sucked a monkey’s dick, and brought AIDS back to America.

      Aug 17, 2011 at 6:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kev C
      Kev C

      @Michael: I wouldn’t call it an act. More of a character based on himself that he kept and became IRL. Being “outrageous” is just a lame excuse for being an attention-seeking foulmouth dirtbag. It’s like saying Eminem is just acting and doesn’t mean anything he says. Yeah sure babe.

      Aug 17, 2011 at 7:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bab
      bab

      Jay Leno isn’t a comedian, he’s a (hardly) living sleeping pill.

      Aug 17, 2011 at 7:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jon
      Jon

      supid cunt….

      Aug 17, 2011 at 8:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jon
      Jon

      stupid cunt..

      Aug 17, 2011 at 8:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • C.J
      C.J

      I’m so going to gay hell for this, but I laughed pretty hard at “butt dust”. And the one about hairy asses at the beach.
      Actually, I’ll openly admit that I can’t take too much offense to a homophobic joke that actually makes me laugh. It’s when it degrades into petty hate, like Tracy Morgan’s “comedy”, that I start to take it seriously.

      Aug 17, 2011 at 9:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • charles almon (@charles116)
      charles almon (@charles116)

      These poor folks just want to ‘belong’.
      Like the popular kids.
      But their ‘thinking’ is 3o years old.

      Aug 17, 2011 at 10:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • charles almon (@charles116)
      charles almon (@charles116)

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      Hairy ass on Vince Vaughn – all yours

      Aug 17, 2011 at 10:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • art
      art

      It’s art; it is supposed to make you think.

      Aug 18, 2011 at 12:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jayme
      Jayme

      I am and will always be a fan of the Diceman. My dad loved him and his comedy bit. He would even tell some of the nursury rhymes to get my mom and I laughing. Diceman while crude, was a very funny guy.

      Aug 18, 2011 at 2:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
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      Aug 18, 2011 at 4:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pat Duffy
      Pat Duffy

      I never found Corolla funny, mainly because of what he did think was. Reminded me too much of the guys who routinely beatme in highschool….

      Aug 18, 2011 at 7:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Satire
      Satire

      I’m convinced that Jay Leno could put his hand on a Bible and swear to God Almighty that he isn’t a homophobe. He truly believes he is not. But his gay jokes are always just a little too edgy to make me feel warm and fuzzy. His style of humor is pretty much teenage boy giggle at most anything. So I chalk it up to his writing staff and him not realizing that some things said are borderline insensitive. He has gotten better but he has a long way to go.

      Aug 19, 2011 at 3:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • J
      J

      To the asshole above who wrote about Lisa Lampanelli —

      Do you know how much she does for the LGBT community? Do you know how much she’s done for AIDS activism? When did the fucking gay pride movement start adopting techniques to ‘please straight people’?

      Long live Lisa. She donates money, time, energy and love to the gay community.
      If you can take a dick – you can take her jokes.

      Aug 20, 2011 at 8:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • That Guy
      That Guy

      It would have been nice to see Gallagher die from that goddamn heart attack he had.

      Aug 21, 2011 at 9:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • WES
      WES

      YAH GALAGHERS A TWAT

      Aug 21, 2011 at 9:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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