8 Gay ChatRoulette Knock-Offs: Glory Holes of the Internet
WHO’S ON THERE?: Two twin redhead chicks with dicks.
SECONDS UNTIL FIRST COCK: I did get a pleasing shot of two buxom red-haired ladies with bat-sized dicks straddling one another. It was almost artful in its perversion.
HOW MANY SECONDS IT TOOK FOR SOMEONE TO ‘NEXT’ ME: I tried nexting the reds over and over only to get that same satisfying picture again and again.
HOW MANY SECONDS IT TOOK ME TO ‘NEXT’ SOMEONE ELSE: The scarlet sisters liked me apparently as they never nexted me, ever.
IS THE DESIGN SEXY?: Oh yes, the serif-fonts and red color scheme make you feel as if you could almost get tastefully laid chatting with a fellow user. I hate to break your dreams, but it ain’t gonna happen. But on the plus side, the lads on the “global webchat window” said they saw plenty of dick, so maybe you will too!
LESSON LEARNED: After staring at their picture long-enough, I began to think I might appreciate a threesome with the hung buxom duo. Just goes to show, the longer you’re in prison, the more attractive your cell mates become.
Seriously, reading this at work was not a good idea. I was laughing so hard.
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Wow actual hot guys with body hair. More, please.
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I agree with Micheal Joseph Cuneo…More hairy men please…Tired of the twinks…or shaved guys. ..that guy in the blk undies is fuckin sexeeeee
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I agree, the guy on the left is smoking hot to me. The furry chest and stomach… ;-)))
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“It looks like a website designed in 1990. Times New Roman, anyone?” Thanks for a good chuckle Queerty. I too agree Times New Roman makes a site seem dated and kinda fugly. Maybe you want to look at the font that is all over this here Queerty site!! Guess which one it is????
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Funny, funny post. I laughed so hard I’m now wearing Caffeine-Free Coca Cola all over my self.
The early days of cam-to-cam man-on-man action were hellish due to dial up connections. I lost two precious weeks of my life trying to see a hot Canadian finish taking his jeans off. He probably thinks I never succeeded in actually removing my teeshirt. That was more than 10 years ago. The idea of “real time” cam play was just a sci-fi fantasy.
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Is it just me, or is the guy on the left about 50 times hotter than that “Davey Wavey” that keeps infesting this site?
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Another person who agrees with Michael. Never understood the whole shaving thing. I mean who wants to lick whiskers.
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agreed, manroulette is the best of these sites.
I met a couple of interesting guys there myself.
while I like that you don’t have to register, it’d be nice to have an easy way to find these people again if you were too hot and heavy to take time to exchange emails until it was too late, or if you had a connection issue (which still happens once in a while, just nowhere near the epic level Jeffree and I remember. XD
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agreed, manroulette is the best of these sites.
I met a couple of interesting guys there myself.
while I like that you don’t have to register, it’d be nice to have an easy way to find these people again if you were too hot and heavy to take time to exchange emails until it was too late, or if you had a connection issue (which still happens once in a while, just nowhere near the epic level Jeffree and I remember. XD)
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The Guy In the Picture is Fuckin Hott….
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Very funny write-up! Kudos.
An ex worked at one of these sites that is (or was) HQ’ed in San Francisco, and here’s the inside poop. If you notice that no one’s “nexting” you (yes, even you pretty boys) it’s a sure sign that you’re not looking at other visitors–at least not live–but at tape-loops. Even on the better ones like manroulette, if the number of visitors is low at any given time, allegedly they add in some tape-looped “participants.” These, of course, never next you, but you can test it by attempting to dialogue with them.
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“..Glory Hole of the Internet..”
Ok, that was really funny!
And apropos.