90% Chance That Levi Johnston Will Show Levi's Johnson
 
 

levijsuitThe contract with Playgirl is signed — and will earn the father of Sarah Palin's grandson more than the reported $25,000. And also? There's a very good chance there will be wang.

Levi's manager-bodyguard-publicist Tank Jones says he's "90% sure" Levi (who Tank describes as "fearless") will show full frontal.

But because Playgirl is a (online-only) family magazine, that just means penis, and not necessarily whether it'll be hard or soft. There will almost certainly, however, be no money shot.

 
 
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Comments (14)

No. 1 · Scott in NYC

Okay, I'm almost ashamed to admit it, but I am looking forward to seeing this hot idiot naked. But I would also like to mention that it's all great to see his junk but I hope we don't get short shrift on seeing his ass. I am betting it's a really good one…and there's been no confirmation that we'll be seeing the full moon. Let's start a letter-writing campaign.

Posted: Oct 23, 2009 at 2:08 pm
No. 2 · YellowRanger

Now that's what I'd call a North pole.

Posted: Oct 23, 2009 at 3:13 pm
No. 3 · Jack

Both sides, please.

Posted: Oct 23, 2009 at 5:20 pm
No. 4 · extrabatteries

who cares

Posted: Oct 23, 2009 at 5:30 pm
No. 5 · BJ

I want to see those high, tight globes that you know, father-not-in-law, Todd Palin would like to spank, spank, spank!

Posted: Oct 23, 2009 at 5:38 pm
No. 6 · terrwill

I LOVE LEVI!! Scarah Pallins worst nightmare the gift that keeps on giving and giving. And he is a total hottie, Based on his body type I betcha he has a huge cock…………..

Posted: Oct 23, 2009 at 5:46 pm
No. 7 · pa..pa..pa..pa..paul

The day that his pics hit the web I plan on taking the day off so I can whack off!

Posted: Oct 23, 2009 at 5:53 pm
No. 8 · pa..pa..pa..pa..paul

God I hope he shows his cornhole

Posted: Oct 23, 2009 at 5:57 pm
No. 9 · sjcaustenite

When did Playgirl revert to soft only? The actual magazine was full of hardwood.

Posted: Oct 23, 2009 at 8:05 pm
No. 10 · marco

this is a good thing

Posted: Oct 24, 2009 at 12:12 am
No. 11 · MarkiMarx

Playgirl.com has a bunch of what look like, mug shots from c-grade high school dropouts go'in on. But there is hardwood on the floor. No ass from what I can tell. If I were a chick I'd so complain about that. Since when does a chich not want to grab a hot guys tight muscle butt? Maybe they call it the gay shot in str8 photo shoots, dunno.

I do know Levi will outdo in looks and bod, the creepy guys they have go'in down on their sight right now.

Posted: Oct 24, 2009 at 7:34 am
No. 12 · MarkiMarx

PS I refer only to the 40 some head shots on the first page of the Gallery link.

Posted: Oct 24, 2009 at 7:39 am
No. 13 · cruiser

To Scott in NYC: I'm with you, I hate to admit it but I too am looking forward to seeing Sarah Palins worst nightmare(short of Obama winningthe White House)naked, not only do we get the full monty maybe if we're really lucky we'll get a moon shot as well.

SJ: you're right, the old mag was full of hardwood, since when is Playgirl afraid to go that route? When they first started yes they only showed softies, but as the years progressed you began to see more hardwood appearing, so now they are going o "tone it down"? Since when is Playgirl a "family magazine"?! Which family are they referring to?!
Anyway let's hope that after all the hype it's not a big(no pun intended)let down if you know what I mean. The dude is kinda hot, let's pray that it was/is worth the wait!
I agree w/ScottinNYC, let's start a letter writing campaign, maybe we can get him for a Morning Goods spread(pun intended)

Posted: Oct 24, 2009 at 11:19 am
No. 14 · christopher di spirito

I can't wait to see Levi's Johnson.

At last, America will see why that moron Sarah Palin with her family values couldn't keep Bristol off the cock.

Posted: Oct 25, 2009 at 10:23 pm
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