Sorry Tyson, but after the load of garbage you’ve contributed to the public discourse lately, it’s going to take a hell of a lot more than a peck on the cheek to win you any favor here.
Maybe a long romantic date followed by a night of fireworks in the bedroom with your man-crush would do the trick. Then the two of you could appear on the BBC the next day, hand in hand, to humbly backtrack that whole “comparing gay people to pedophiles” thing.
Related: Homophobic Boxer Tyson Fury Kindly Invites Critics To Perform Sex Act On Him
The boxer and controversial contender for the prestigious BBC Sports Personality of the Year award was out drinking in a Lancashire bar when he was approached by gay shop manager Paul Cole.
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Cole challenged Fury over his recent homophobic comments, which in addition to the pedophilia comparison have included saying homosexuality will bring about the end of days.
“I told him, ‘I can’t stand you,'” Cole, 41, explained to The Sun. “He said he wasn’t homophobic and suddenly rubbed my beard and kissed me on both cheeks. I’ve changed my mind about him.”
“He’s a big friendly giant who’d float my boat if he was gay,” he added.
Related: UK Boxer Tyson Fury Apologizes For Homophobic Tweet, Blames Cousins
The over 125,000 people who’ve signed a petition to remove Fury from the short list for the award are likely not so easily won over by a little genie bottle beard rub.
“They can suck my balls,” Fury said in response to his opposition. “How about that for a bit of heavyweight-champion talking?”
The winner of the award will be announced this Sunday, December 20th.
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Hector Pagan
Wth if he thinks that be doing that he wil get symphony votes or what he’s stupid !!ð??¡ð??¡
Michael Hunter
Ronnie Faulds
Who can say what Jesus believed but I certainly do
SteveDenver
He should get “more internal” and bend over for a deep dicking.
A55HOLE!
DDstar1me
When you equate homosexually to pedophilia, well, I just can’t forgive that kind of backwards thinking. He should instead, take the time to educate himself and not make outlandish statements.
What a low-life.
CWM85
He’s still an asshole and ignorant. But if he is willing to get educated and become an ally he can be forgiven but he must be willing to change his wicked thoughts and words.
Will Glitzern
Yuck
Creig Stearne
Anthony Slattery-Moore
That boy has had too many hits to the head! ð???
Baba Booey Fafa Fooey
Some gay men just have no self-esteem or self-respect. That gay guy is pretty pathetic.
Baba Booey Fafa Fooey
It’s so weird about people get away with this anti-gay shit. If he were deemed a r@cist, he would be exiled. Gone. Career over. I’m sick of the double-standard.
enlightenone
Just ANOTHER shallow homo in heat so easily persuaded by a bare chest photo or a peck on the cheek! Sad. Glad this guy wasn’t at the Stonewall Inn!
Kieran
I get the feeling Tyson Fury in bed would be the ultimate in “Rough Sex”. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Xzamilio
Paul Cole needs to close his shop and open a bar… or go somewhere with a constant stream of hydration because that kind of thirst needs more than water
Realitycheck
Stupid bigot and repulsive not a good combo!
Clay Miller
I wanna explore my internalized hetrophobia by kissing straight men.
Kangol
So he’s a big stupid white closet case hom0phobe, and all it takes is a kiss and that gay man folds like a deck of cards? NOPE!
McShane
@Xzamilio:
The Thirst Trap Bar & Grill. Conveniently located directly underneath Niagara Falls.
Tonight’s Specials. Hoe don’t do it, salad. Served with fresh, …oh my god, dressing.
Xzamilio
@McShane: Where. The. Fuck. Have. You. Been????!!!!
martinbakman
Gays will cause the end of days. Hmmmm….
Reminds me why I fvcking can’t stand X-tians.
trell
Looks to me like Mr Fury’s PR guy just set up some crappy stunt to try and promote this “Winner-in-the-boxing-ring-total-loser-outside-of-it” areshole, after realising that the idiot has shot himself in the foot one too many times, and pretty much alienated gays, women, and pretty much every sane thinking person who doesn’t get their lifestyle tips from Gypsies.
What’s really worrying is that his dad seems to think that his son is the second coming, & has told people theyre not worthy, & to bow down to his son, who’se only talent is to hit people. He’s not the messiah. He’s a very naughty (and confused) boy.
John Allan Moores
Joshua Anthony Villegas
Captain Obvious
So now he’s able to kiss a man but he thinks being gay is like being a pedo? Freud case.
Bauhaus
@McShane:
A sight for sore eyes, you are!
Brian
There are gay-identifying men who would die to have some strong, straight-identifying male stick his tongue down their throat. Absolutely die. They love the smell of straightness, the masculinity of the muscular straight tongue, the notion that this straight male is being seduced into the “dark side”….
You have to remember that gay-identifying men tend to have enormous egos which are fed by the idea of seducing a straight-identifying male.
Xzamilio
@Brian: Just replace “There are” with “I am a” in that statement. So transparent.
alphacentauri
@Brian: Yes some fools need that pipe dream fantasy that they’re with a hetero guy.