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Feeling groggy as you begin your daily routine?

Well this should perk you right up.

In an unprecedented (by our estimation) move, a Tumblr page devoted to the junk that resides in trunks has produced a video preview of the currency with which it deals.

Behold, some highly effective promotional material:

While the video is safe for work, the Tumblr most certainly isn’t. Be warned.

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