Where were you on Saturday when the skies went black? For most of the day, Grindr — the popular hookup app featuring a menacing “serial-killer mask” logo to get you in the mood for fun, carefree dalliances — went down completely. We’re sure it has nothing to do with the app’s procurement by Chinese company Beijing Kunlun World Wide Technology Co.
In its temporary stead, a cheeky Twitter furor erupted, with antsy gays wondering what exactly to do with their idle hands short of violently sadsturbating.
A handful of wingnuts suggested people go to bars and meet dates face to face, or lounge around in pajamas and read a book — trollish advice illustrating why it never pays to read the comments.
Below, Three Strategies For Coping The Next Time Grindr Goes Fishin’:
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1. Purchase Ouija, The Mystifying Oracle
If you are homosexual, gay men should use the Mars energy and gay women should use the Venus energy. Also, you can go a step further. Men, you could start your ritual in Libra during the waxing phase which usually is successful for life partners and marriage… Also DO NOT start this ritual during a Mercury, Mars, or Venus retrograde.
Raquel Santiago
REALLY?
“A handful of wingnuts suggested people go to bars and meet dates face to face, or lounge around in pajamas and read a book — trollish advice illustrating why it never pays to read the comments.”
So actually meeting someone in person, going out, reading a book is called trollish advicee and doesnt pay to read the comments. That comment alone is a joke. We have become so engrained with technology that some people have forgotten what a real date is like beyond that of a couch potato. I am the first to admit that i love technology but i am not going to shy away from having a real life outside of the computer. Tts called having a life.
The three comments you posted are more insulting than people giving real advise. Cast a love spell? REALLY? Sure why not take away free will, thats not love.
Synthetic Doll? someone has way too much time on their hands
Ouija Board? No thanks i like having a safe and happy life.
Aromaeus
Grindr was down?
Masc Pride
Article after article and comment after comment about Grindr guys and their profiles just shows they really have you guys all emotional, self-doubting and just plain bitter.
pjm1
i recommended playing a game of chess against the computer . . .
but queerty did not post that . . . perhaps a one track mind?
Davecrave2387
I don’t agree with encouraging witchcraft nothing ever comes out good from that. People see things, horrible things will happen. Eventually it will go down hill. Don’t mess with that.