It's been heating up here at the Queertydome this week, and while we only occasionally get to poke our bleary-eyed head out into the real world, we started to wonder what the hell we're going to do with ourselves this summer. With change in the air when it comes to gay rights and a new liberal president in the White House, the summer of 2009 could well be the chance for Americans of all stripes to finally blow off the collected steam of eight years of Rovian oppression. We asked some random celebrities what their plans are for the summer, but what we really want to know is what you're gonna do with your moment in the sun.

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There may be a new chapter in Angelina Jolie's lady loving past. Stunt woman Misty Cooper alleges that she and Jolie – who previously smooched actress Jenny Shimizu – had a steamy affair: Angie wanted to sleep with me as much as I was so desperate to get her into bed… You could cut the sexual tension with knife." Cooper also claims Jolie seduced her, which sounds like something else you could cut… [FlyNet via MG]

Brad Pitt's prick be magic. The superstar's equally stellar lady, Angelina Jolie, told French mag, Public she's quit clit for Pitt: "I’ve never hidden my bisexuality. But since I’ve been with Brad, there’s no longer a place for that or S&M in my life." Someone better tell Jolie's former lesbian lover, Jenny Shimizu. The model and actress once told The Sun,

There has never been an ending to her and I. I think there never will be. I think we will continue to have a deep relationship. It really does go beyond just the sex.

Poor Shimizu may want to think again.

So, does Pitt worry Jolie will stray? She did, after all, break up his marriage to Jennifer Aniston. Jolie swears he's got "blind faith" she'll remain faithful, “He lets me talk to whomever I want." The stunning actress, who once had a fling with lesbian model also tells Public that she'll be Pitt's as long as he "stays sexy," which shouldn't be that hard for the legendary leading man.

This piece of gossip is pretty trashy, but we know you Madonna-philes would want to know all about it, so here we give you lesbian supermodel Jenny Shimizu's very explicit account of her lesbian affair with Madonna:

"From the age of 14 I'd watched her videos and thought, ‘I'm going to have sex with that gorgeous woman one day.' And that night my fantasy came true—again and again and again."

Apparently she was "on-call" for all of Madonna's midnight sexual cravings during the course of their affair. It all sounds so tawdry, and probably fake, but we love it.

And Jenny doesn't stop there. She also talks about tongue-kissing fellow model Naomi Campbell after seeing her naked backstage at a Versace fashion show. We can't imagine kissing Naomi Campbell without a mouthguard; she's nuts.

Madonna Used Me As A Lesbian Sex Slave – But Rebecca Loos Made Me Her Husband [News of the World via Glitterati Gossip]

It's been revealed that model Jenny Shimizu had an affair with both Madonna and Angelina Jolie around the same time. Scandal! A roundup of different perspectives on the lesbian love triangle:

From the U.S.:
"Gal pal says Jolie's happy to explore the bi-ways" [WeLoveCelebs]

Summary: We don't care what famous people do as long as they keep entertaining us like trained seals.

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From the U.K.:
"Jolie's lesbian ex reveals Madonna affair" [DigitalSpy]

Summary: Even when discussing lesbian love triangles, one can still utilize proper manners.

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From India:
"Angelina Jolie's lesbian lover was Madonna's sex slave!" [Yahoo! India]

Summary: All famous American women are evil whores.

From Namibia:
"Angelina Jolie to give birth in Namibia" [Namibian]
Summary: Don't say "lesbian." They don't exist in Africa. Shh. We're just thrilled Angelina Jolie is putting us on the map!

Well, we were holding out for Madonna to be godmother to the soon to be born "World’s Most Beautiful Baby," but it looks like the crown is going to a lesbian – which would’ve been our second choice. And it isn’t Brad Pitt’s best bud, Melissa Etheridge.

Angelina Jolie has reportedly asked her lesbian lover to be godmother to her children – angering boyfriend Brad Pitt, according to Britain's Daily Star newspaper.

The actress allegedly wants Jenny Shimizu, who she had a relationship with while filming 'Foxfire' in 1993, to give spiritual guidance to her two adopted children, Maddox and Zahara, and her unborn baby with Pitt.

We do hope Brad isn’t jealous of Angie’s lesbian-lover, but somehow, we kind of think he’s the kind of guy that wouldn’t mind. And he does have to admit that his life with Aniston was never this interesting, seeing as though the godmother to that kid would’ve been Courtney Cox. We’ll take a lesbian any day ‘cause dear Jenny gives new meaning to the term ‘fairy godmother.’

Angelina Jolie chooses gay godmother [Female First]

• Butch supermodel Jenny Shimizu has issued a warning to Brad Pitt about her relationship with Angelina Jolie. “There has never been an ending to her and I. I think there never will be,” she says. [The Sun]

• Pop Bytes calls Bradford “so damn witty and in my humble opinion incredibly cute!” Awww shucks! Flattery will get you everywhere with us. [Pop Bytes]

• Today is your last chance to help choose the Hottest Brazilian of the Year. Like we could just pick one. [Made In Brazil]

• You can also still vote for The Urbs. And yes, Joe.My.God is still spanking us, Toby, Andy, and Shades of Gray. Wait, that sounded hot. [Gridskipper]

• Adrienne Barbeau, the star of classics The Fog and Escape From New York, will star as Judy Garland in an upcoming play. The cult goddess is playing a camp goddess. Sounds like magic in the making. [ABC News]