Gay marriage love consumed us this week, so we're keeping this week's Trolling Tuesday short, sweet and more than a bit disturbing: any cocky guyz intersted in traingin me as a dog? i love to sniff ass, piss my pants, on all four, lick u feet and fetch your used sox. totally submsisive boy here, vgl, 6.2, 185, smooht, uncut 8.5 doggie dick." Woof. [C'list]

Hold on to your hats, ladies and gents, because it's time for some good old fashioned Trolling Tuesday!

This week brings us all sorts of Craigslist madness. Like what? Like this straight-forward offering: "use my mouth like you would your toilet." It's almost poetic in its simplicity.

Get an even more ickier taste of gnarliness, after the jump.

Oh, and as you can imagine, the language ain't safe for work. Or anyone with a weak tum-tum. Don't worry, though, we didn't attach any of the pictures we came across. Even we're not that cruel.

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Attention, attention! As you're probably well aware, tomorrow's Tuesday. This means, of course, that we'll have another rousing installment of Trolling Tuesday. How rousing? That depends on what kind of gnarliness you can dig up and send in. Holla!

Oh, gee! Prepare to blush, readers, because we're reviving everyone's favorite freak show: Trolling Tuesday!

Here's the deal: we need you guys and gals to send in the freakiest, saddest, most repulsive and cootie-ridden missives from Craigslist, then we post them, comment and we all have a good laugh.

For an example of what we're looking for, consider this call from an industrious fellow looking to be turned into an expert in fellatio:

As my training proceeds, I understand my trainers may take me to parties, bars, etc. for in-service training and evaluation, or sometimes bring in buddies to push my skill levels and test me as we go along. If you are interested in training me please let me know about your training methods, location, availability and which specific technique you want to train me in and use me for. Thanks.

When you finish with me I want to be able to supply the best oral service for men ranging from truck drivers to businessmen, to anonymous glory hole users. I want them begging to have me service them over and over. And, of course, my instructors will always get serviced as they have taught me.

So, basically, you get what you give – which exactly is what Trolling Tuesday is all about!

Toilet trolling Senator Larry Craig has a friend in the ACLU:

In an effort to help Sen. Larry Craig, the American Civil Liberties Union is arguing that people who have sex in public bathrooms have an expectation of privacy.
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The ACLU filed a brief Tuesday supporting Craig. It cited a Minnesota Supreme Court ruling 38 years ago that found that people who have sex in closed stalls in public restrooms "have a reasonable expectation of privacy."

That means the state cannot prove Craig was inviting an undercover officer to have sex in public, the ACLU wrote.
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The ACLU argued that even if Craig was inviting the officer to have sex, his actions wouldn't be illegal.

"The government cannot prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Senator Craig was inviting the undercover officer to engage in anything other than sexual intimacy that would not have called attention to itself in a closed stall in the public restroom," the ACLU wrote in its brief.

The ACLU also noted that Craig was originally charged with interference with privacy, which it said was an admission by the state that people in the bathroom stall expect privacy.

Craig resurrected his case earlier this month. Apparently he's a masochist, which makes sense.

After many, many weeks and even more whiny reader letters, we've decided to revive our short-lived Tuesday feature, Trolling Tuesday!

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Senator Larry Craig and his wife Suzanne will chat with NBC's Matt Lauer for a "wide-ranging" interview.

No doubt Craig's going to attempt to explain his resignation flip-flop, failed attempt to reverse a disorderly conduct guilty plea and his party's backstabbing.

Suzanne will have to justify staying married to a man who has a long, well-known history of toilet trolling.

The interview will air next Tuesday night. Get excited!

You knew it was inevitable. We've dedicated this week's Queerty ReBUTTal to everyone favorite ho of an Idahoan Senator: Larry Craig.

Since Monday, when Roll Call broke the story of Craig's lewd conduct arrest, we've written 35 posts on or referencing the scandal. Those posts have generated more comments than we can count. That's why we dispatched intern Paul to sift through your missives and pick five.

Yes, five. One for each day since the scandal broke. So, without further ado, we give you the five top Craig-related comments of the week!

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It's Tuesday, readers. You know what that means. It's Trolling Tuesday time! Hooray!

In honor of Senator Larry Craig's recent arrest and guilty plea for lewd conduct in the Minneapolis airport, we've dedicated this week's installment to sexverts soliciting in or near the airport.

Minneapolis be poppin', after the jump!

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Atlanta Mayor Shirley Franklin's fired up about Craigslist. The politico's pissed over some some pimps allegedly using the site to turn out their girls.

Craigslist representatives haven't definitively commented, but we all know there are some enterprising individuals using the popular community website to pay their rent.

In honor of these virtual – and literal – whores, this week's Trolling Tuesday takes a little look at some of the hookers and johns that make people's sex lives go 'round.

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It's that time again, readers: Trolling Tuesdays!

For those of you not familiar, TT, which sounds like tittie, features some of the more bizarre, troublesome, repulsive, odd and just plain sick sex-verts found around this crazy thing called the internet.

Prepare to be astounded…

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Trolling Tuesdays dedicates itself to finding, exposing and dissecting the internet's most perplexing, confusing and downright bizarre sexverts.

While we've been astounded by panty lovers, cum freezers and cutler fuckers, we've managed to find some words to describe nearly all of our "unnatural" selections.

Today's entry and NSFW pictures, however, leaves us almost completely speechless.

Go mute, after the jump.

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While Dr. Fisher's looking into love, countless queers are looking into getting off.

Yes, reader, it's Tuesday, which means it's time once again for a little somethin' somethin' we call Trolling Tuesdays: the very special section when we take a look at gay sex-verts to see what exactly people are looking for.

And, as you'll see, it ain't always pretty….

(And,as always, preemprive [sic])

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We hope you're sitting down, because we've got some bad news, readers. Craigslist's gone all "problem loading the page" and we're unable to fulfill our Trolling Tuesday obligations today.

Yes, it's terrible, we know, but to make up for the lack of laughable sexverts, we've included a video of men auditioning for an action movie. The clip's surprisingly similar to Trolling Tuesday candidates.

Consider these quotes from the hyperactive hopefuls: "You wanna see tough, I'll show you tough;" "You're going to like this;" and "What kind of wood is this?" Perfect!

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Oh, readers, we cannot even begin to express how deeply, deeply sorry we are for neglecting last week's Trolling Tuesdays. We don't know what came over us. Anyway, we're making up for it this week with our biggest, most explosive, most disturbing Trolling Tuesday to date.

Hold on to your hats – and seats – readers, because you will be horrified, traumatized and, perhaps, a little aroused. If you're really hard up, of course. And, in case you couldn't guess, it's NSFW, except ours (obviously).

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It's Tuesday, readers. You know what that means: It's time for Tuesday Trolling – when we compile the most thought-provoking, disease-spreading and skin-crawling of Craigslist's sexverts.

We're taking a little diversion this week to highlight a worrisome, touching and actually thought-provoking post sent from an Atlanta-based reader. It's since been flagged for removal from the M4M section. Luckily our reader comes fulled equipped for foresight and copied the text, which we've included after the jump.

It's unedited and not for the faint of heart. Or those looking to stay addicted to meth….

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It's Tuesday, kids. Do you know what that means? Well, yes, it's nearly Wednesday. And, yes, we've all survived another (manic) Monday.

More importantly, however, it means it's time for Trolling Tuesdays: that extra special, extra disturbing and, at time, extra revolting part of the day when we feature some of the more – how do we say this politely? – fucked up sex-verts found on Craigslist.

Now, without further ado, we present this week's unedited Trolling Tuesdays…

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Alright, we're keeping this weeks Tuesday Trolling takes us from the ordinary run of the mill fetish to the downright freaky.

The first one's not too surprising. The second one may be a bit disturbing, but not totally off the wall. As for the third one – well, we're speechless. And nauseous.

Enjoy!

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Tuesday's the least glamorous, fun or even interesting day of the week. Thanks to our newest feature, Trolling Tuesdays, these 24 excruciating hours just got a little more bearable (read: filthy).

Read a few of the more bizarre M4M messages you, our lovely (and horny) readers found during your virtual strolls, after the jump.

Preemptive [sic], of course…

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Wow! What a week! We unveiled a new format, a new feature (Trolling Tuesdays, which will be joined by new features in the coming weeks), pumped out some more hits for The Style Issue and even found time to objectify British boys!

While we'd love to spend this week's Queerty ReBUTTal chatting about these exciting developments, we've decided to address a topic that's come up a number of times this week – the one, the only, the impossibly complex Discrimination! Hooray! We're sifting through the segregationist stories, after the jump.

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Obviously there have been some changes around these parts. The long weekend brought us a new look, a new attitude and a new weekly feature: Trolling Tuesdays!!

Each and every Tuesday we'll bring you some of the tastiest tasteless bits of digital dick digging (and coochie quests) this great internet has to offer. You're also going to have to click for it.

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