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A Daughter’s Apology to Her Father For Ever Thinking Homosexuality Was Okay

Now we’re certain Frank Schubert doesn’t have a daughter named Tanya, right?

(Presented without comment, because we don’t know the letter’s source.)

(Thanks, Todd!)

By:           editor editor
On:           Jan 11, 2010
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  • 14 Comments
    • dellisonly
      dellisonly

      I knew I sensed sarcasm before that last sentence. Sometimes it is the only way to turn the mirror on someone so they can see their own hypocrisy.

      Jan 11, 2010 at 1:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • terrwill
      terrwill

      Dear Daddy,
      If my previous suck up letter to you won’t allow you to give me keys to the car, we can go to the basement and
      we can play that game you always played with me when I was younger. (anything to get the car keys, Daddy) As always, I promise not to tell Mommy.
      Love and Kisses, Tanya :O

      Jan 11, 2010 at 1:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • romeo
      romeo

      Really, Queerty, was this necessary?

      Jan 11, 2010 at 1:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kademonster
      kademonster

      hahahah this chick is amazing. i sent my mom an email like this once. a few more expletives were used tho. and i still think she is Hitler incarnate.

      Jan 11, 2010 at 2:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dizzy spins
      dizzy spins

      lets get a pool going and buy this right-on girl a car!!

      Jan 11, 2010 at 2:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fitz
      Fitz

      If your going to whore yourself out, at least be honest about it.

      Jan 11, 2010 at 2:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brad
      Brad

      LOL. Loved it!!!

      Jan 11, 2010 at 2:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dasher
      Dasher

      It’s a wonder the sarcasm didn’t etch through the paper.

      Jan 11, 2010 at 2:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JRD
      JRD

      To the teachers out there… this is a perfect piece to use to teach sarcasm. Also, it has the alternate benefit of teaching kids their parents really are Nazis when they spout hate.

      Jan 11, 2010 at 3:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • $0.02
      $0.02

      Love it, funny!

      Jan 11, 2010 at 4:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike Fourth
      Mike Fourth

      Funny thing is, daddy probably didn’t see the sarcasm in this and patted himslef on the back for getting through to his daughter. Praise the Lord!

      Jan 11, 2010 at 7:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Wade MacMorrighan
      Wade MacMorrighan

      It would have been better if she HAD mentioned that Hitler also attempted to exterminate US as well!

      Jan 12, 2010 at 1:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TACKLE
      TACKLE

      Lol! Thanks Queerty for keeeping somethings light.

      Jan 13, 2010 at 6:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ryan
      Ryan

      Didn’t Hitler want us queers dead too?

      Jan 14, 2010 at 11:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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