A Gay Sex Blessing For You
Finally a blessing to read before anonymous sex developed by a synagogue in San Francisco. It begins, and I’m totally serious here, “In the dark, in a strange place, our father Jacob encountered a stranger with whom he grappled all night.” Sounds hot. I’m going to try it, even though I’m Agnostic. Can’t hurt.
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Now I get down on my knees
In front of a man I hope to please
It may be nasty, it may be nice
If I’m good I’ll do him twice
If I should swallow when he cums
I’ll follow it up with a roll of Tums
For I won’t need rubbers, won’t need care
It’s all covered by this prayer.