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A Haiku For John Browne

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Lord John Browne may be feeling a little down after being outed and subsequently stepping down as British Petroleum’s head honcho, but maybe a bit of homo haiku will cheer him up.

Mark from Slap Upside the Head has penned an epic of a poem in his honor. Here’s but a snippet:

Don’t you find it strange
one would risk resignation
over coming out?

Clients shouldn’t flee
careers should not be ruined
just because you’re gay

Nicely done, but to just be clear: Browne didn’t really quit because he’s gay. He left over that whole perjury thing. But, yes, he perjured himself to save gay face over meeting a hooker in a park and then dating him for four years, so that’s sort of like quitting over being gay. Only far more salacious…

By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           May 4, 2007
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  • 5 Comments
    • Ben
      Ben

      Here’s my Haiku take on everything:

      you’ve screwed me with gas
      you’re getting it up the ass
      karma’s a real bitch

      May 4, 2007 at 11:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ash
      Ash

      I like Ben’s haiku, not least because it is an ACTUAL haiku following the 5-7-5 syllable format. Mark’s “haiku” is actually a crappy free-verse poem.

      May 4, 2007 at 12:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Manny
      Manny

      Ash, maybe I’m not counting correctly, but it looks like Mark’s follows the 5-7-5 rule to me.

      May 4, 2007 at 4:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Paul Raposo
      Paul Raposo

      Uh…yeah Ash, if it helps, my teacher used a simple method for counting silly bulls, pat your palm as you sound out the words. Then have a nap. Or piss off, or drop dead, or whatever.

      May 4, 2007 at 5:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mark
      Mark

      Spiffy! Thanks for the mention, guys!

      Ash, I’m sorry to hear you thought my haikus were crappy. I’m not a poet by any stretch of the imagination, but I enjoyed making them. Check out the rest of my site sometime; it’s not all haikus, I promise!

      May 4, 2007 at 9:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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