The 2016 Presidential Election season is promising to be the absolute worst. If you thought 2012 was an endless stream of stupidity and shenanigans that made our Forefathers turn over — then subsequently throw up — in their graves, then this campaign ad for Rand Paul might make you wish for the halcyon days of Romney-Ryan.
America’s Liberty PAC uploaded the video on Friday featuring a surprisingly buff and shirtless Rand “Defender of Freedom” Paul in a WWE Battle Royale scenario with Barack “The Email Reader” Obama and Paul’s fellow GOP idiots candidates Lindsey Graham and Ted “The Canadian” Cruz.
The only Super PAC endorsed by Rand Paul, ALPAC is dedicated to “electing Senator Rand Paul President of the United States in 2016” and was founded by “veterans of both the Ron Paul Presidential Campaigns of 2008 and 2012” — so you know it’s good.
Meanwhile, the self-described Libertarian is virulently anti-marriage equality but this shirtless Photoshop job is about as gay as they come. Well…almost.
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Check out this epic (fail) Rand Paul campaign video, and just pray Hillary doesn’t fuck this up, below:
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BJ McFrisky
Rand Paul as president?
President of Bad Hair Club for Men, maybe, but not POTUS.
Next.
Kangol
Nope. Not fooled. Rand Paul claims to be a libertarian but has supported every single homophobic, anti-gay law and cause he could.
BTW, has he ever explained his plagiarism or the sketchy certification he uses to call himself a doctor?
Giancarlo85
@BJ McFrisky: The republican party is the Bad Hair Club. Everyone last of them.
@Kangol: All libertarians are pretty much neo-conservatives in sheep clothing. Not fooling anyone. Ron Paul supporters are pretty delusional… and always had a couple of screws loose. They are huge conspiracy theorists too (take for example, that chemtrail make believe bullshit).
This ad is almost as bad as Christine O’Donnells “I’m not a witch” TV ad… these republicans never know anything about connecting with people.
Finrod
It just really makes me want to call him Miss Thing. Whose body did he steal?
Avery Alvarez
What a uckfing joke.
Is this his attempt to appeal to millenials?
This looks like a middle schooler’s fan project gone horribly wrong, or horribly right if they were going for comedy value.
Avery Alvarez
@Giancarlo85: “I’m not a witch”
Omg i remember that, oh the humanity!
Giancarlo85
@Avery Alvarez: Most of it looks like it belongs in some grade B 1980s action movie to be honest. One of the worst ads I’ve ever seen. With technology and everythng… this is the best they can come up with? Any professional in the field of media and marketing would just look at it and laugh so hard.
sectbrawn
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH, these assholes may wish to consult spellcheck before creating another video. They spelled “defender” wrong.