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Aaron Rodgers Reportedly “Gets Cozy” With Gay Beard Taylor Swift

taylor-swift-aaron-rodgersRumored (but definitely “not“) gay NFL quarterback Aaron Rodgers was spotted out on the town this week, and according to reports, left his “personal assistant/roommate” Kevin Lanflisi at home. In his place was suspected gay beard/man machine Taylor Swift.

Rodgers and his newfound diva friend were reportedly “chatting” and “getting cozy” at Lucky Strike bowling alley in Los Angeles on Monday, which was hosting an official afterparty for Zac Efron’s new movie That Awkward Moment. Their sighting together has sparked unsubstantiated “dating” rumors on a handful of gossip sites, but we know better. Aaron obviously isn’t interested in Taylor Swift—he has a good Christian fiancé, duh.

In totally and completely unrelated news, Taylor Swift has long been suspected a “power beard” for the throngs of men she’s blown through in the past few years. Although none of the men Swift has dated have ever come out publicly, gay men have historically wondered about a few of her exes, including Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Jonas, and Taylor Lautner.

Congrats on the new friendship, Aaron! We’ve always liked you better with a beard.

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Jan 31, 2014
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  • 33 Comments
    • Kane9
      Kane9

      Rodgers was obvioulsy there for Efron. He is a twink chaser and gor bored of Lanflisi’s aging body and everything else….

      He probably said a quick hello to Swift and its news because of who they are.

      What i really want to know was whether he went home with Efron.

      Jan 31, 2014 at 4:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • KittyLitter
      KittyLitter

      . . .
      Rodger isn’t even attractive. He could’ve been a decent role-model, but his internalized homophobia isn’t cool.

      Jan 31, 2014 at 4:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MK Ultra
      MK Ultra

      The title made me LoL

      Jan 31, 2014 at 4:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • B Damion
      B Damion

      Dam queerty.

      Will ya’ll ezz up of this man’s balls. Jesus ya’ll squeez’en them so hard they gonna pop.

      The man is not gay.Let him alone now.

      Have mercy. He’s not even that goodlooking. He’s a bird.

      Jan 31, 2014 at 4:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • KittyLitter
      KittyLitter

      @B Damion:
      Not gay…haha. Good one.

      Jan 31, 2014 at 4:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • aces1218
      aces1218

      From the last article about Aaron
      “Bid adieu to your gay rumors,” of course, until (and if) any more evidence comes to light.”
      Is him talking to Taylor Swift for a few moments now considered ‘evidence’?

      Jan 31, 2014 at 4:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ppp111
      ppp111

      I think he’s attractive, gay or straight. I know a lot of guys find Tom Brady attractive but he’s never done much for me. Aaron has that goofy eyes look that make him adorable. As for these rumors,I’m wary of anything most gossip sites like to spout so I’ll take it with a grain of salt.

      Jan 31, 2014 at 6:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kane9
      Kane9

      @ppp111: Kevin Lanflisi’s mom threw shade at aaron on facebook saying she was happy the niners won and “what goes around”. i think this is more than just gossip sites. simple reseach will show that. Also, he’s a twink chaser and i feel bad for kevin that he used, abused, hung out to dry, then dumped him in the worst way. this is not a man we want to be part of our community.

      Jan 31, 2014 at 6:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • robirob
      robirob

      Taylor Swift is the beard that turns your closet into a glass closet.

      Jan 31, 2014 at 6:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • aces1218
      aces1218

      @Kane9: what’s his mom’s name on facebook? im kinda curious.

      Jan 31, 2014 at 6:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ppp111
      ppp111

      @Kane9:

      Come on, aren’t we jumping the gun here? Besides, any of the Niner faithful will always diss the other team, it’s part of the game. You don’t think Seahawk fans haven’t done the same since the NFC championship?

      Jan 31, 2014 at 6:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • xzall
      xzall

      @ppp111: Considering that the Niners had beaten the Packers in their last 3 meetings prior to the championship game, writing. “So Happy!!! What goes around…” doesn’t make much sense as a sports commentary.

      Also heres’ a photo of her & her husband in Packers Jersey so apparently they were Packers fans at one time at least. https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/45527_558380264180548_757820174_n.jpg

      Jan 31, 2014 at 7:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • balehead
      balehead

      Taylor Swift has no shame…..

      Jan 31, 2014 at 8:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kane9
      Kane9

      @aces1218: i want to say Karen or Kay Lanflisi

      Jan 31, 2014 at 8:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ppp111
      ppp111

      @xzall:
      Okay, I admit that is curious. Wow that is interesting. I’m more curious about the ‘what goes around’ comment.

      Jan 31, 2014 at 8:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ppp111
      ppp111

      @Kane9:

      Playing devil’s advocate here but if he is gay, and that’s a big IF, Lanflisi is a grown man who knows what he was getting into with an athlete. Sorry but if he felt used he was the one who stayed. No one forced him.

      Jan 31, 2014 at 8:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kane9
      Kane9

      @ppp111: thats a really superficial and easy response. these two could have been madly in love, and you dont know what was said, and what promises were made if any. imo you have to examine the relationship in its totality which we obviously cant as much as we’d like. Either way, i often troll Kevins instagram and he doesnt seem to be losing sleep.

      Jan 31, 2014 at 9:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • aces1218
      aces1218

      @Kane9: thanks. That is interesting. While I don’t think they were in a relationships, i definitely think there was a major falling out, likely caused by Aaron.

      Jan 31, 2014 at 10:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Patsy Stoned
      Patsy Stoned

      “That Awkward Moment” – oh, the jokes just write themselves sometimes!

      Jan 31, 2014 at 11:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DuMaurier
      DuMaurier

      So….in other words, he might be gay, he might not be gay, none of us knows. Glad that’s settled.

      Feb 1, 2014 at 12:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • litper
      litper

      At this point dating Taylor Swift should be considered official coming out.

      Feb 1, 2014 at 3:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jckfmsincty
      jckfmsincty

      She really seems to like gay guys.

      Feb 1, 2014 at 9:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GeriHew
      GeriHew

      Taylor Swift IS a Christian.

      That’s actually a fact, not just wishful thinking.

      Feb 1, 2014 at 11:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DistingueTraces
      DistingueTraces

      I really think it’s tacky to keep posting the poor ex-assistant’s name all over the damn internet.

      Aaron Rodgers is a public figure. The other guy isn’t. He didn’t sign up to be in the public eye.

      Feb 1, 2014 at 1:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Niall
      Niall

      I thought his dad said he was with a good Christian girl who was not Taylor Swift?

      Feb 1, 2014 at 1:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • erikwm
      erikwm

      YES!

      The song Swift will write about Mr. Rodgers should be epic.

      Feb 1, 2014 at 8:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BiL
      BiL

      I think that they are each other’s beards.

      Feb 1, 2014 at 8:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Geoff B
      Geoff B

      As a hardcore Green Bay fan, I think he’s great. If he’s gay and decides to come out, great! If he’s gay and chooses to keep it private, great. If he’s straight, great (as long as he doesn’t use his fame to harm the community). He brought my team a Superbowl win. He has won Green Bay 3 consecutive division titles. As a fan, that’s all I want from him. If he winds up playing for our team, I’d be thrilled, but he doesn’t owe anyone anything but to be a decent human being. It’s his life and if he’s not harming anyone he should be able to live it however he wants. And yes, even if he played for the dreadful Vikings or Bears I would feel the same way.

      Feb 2, 2014 at 4:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mjwatts
      mjwatts

      @Geoff B: Perfectly said.

      Feb 2, 2014 at 1:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TomMc
      TomMc

      @Kane9: Haha. I’ve “troll[ed] Kevins instagram” too… and that’s a good thing. (I hope.)

      When this story began percolating in late December, I though Mr. Lanflisi was kinda nuts to rat out Mr. Rodgers in any way, for any thing.

      Since then though, I do believe that Mr. Lanflisi – partnered with Rodgers or not (be he gay or straight) – deserves someone as exceptionally beautiful, on both the inside and out, as he is.

      Feb 2, 2014 at 6:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • OreoCupcake
      OreoCupcake

      @Kane9: Aaron didn’t go home with Zac because Zac didn’t even turn up because he was feeling ill. Not going to lie though Aaron probably went home disappointed about this.

      Feb 13, 2014 at 12:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • manonyme
      manonyme

      @ppp111: I agree. I find him attractive as well. But we should keep in mind tht this is a subjective exp. (the eye of the beholder)

      We really can’t debate it bc each of us has that personal preference…

      Apr 4, 2014 at 9:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • manonyme
      manonyme

      don’t care if he’s gay, but i find him hot…

      One has to admit not many men his age have roommates. Unless she has a nice B cup at least. Plus the trove that is Twitter. Where ppl post wht they think is not revealing, but in fact is totally revealing.

      Check out Matt Harvey and Freddie Freeman from MLB and their tweets that are downright school-girl like. (They could’ve used DM, but didn’t)

      Apr 4, 2014 at 9:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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