Rumored (but definitely “not“) gay NFL quarterback Aaron Rodgers was spotted out on the town this week, and according to reports, left his “personal assistant/roommate” Kevin Lanflisi at home. In his place was suspected gay beard/man machine Taylor Swift.
Rodgers and his newfound diva friend were reportedly “chatting” and “getting cozy” at Lucky Strike bowling alley in Los Angeles on Monday, which was hosting an official afterparty for Zac Efron’s new movie That Awkward Moment. Their sighting together has sparked unsubstantiated “dating” rumors on a handful of gossip sites, but we know better. Aaron obviously isn’t interested in Taylor Swift—he has a good Christian fiancé, duh.
In totally and completely unrelated news, Taylor Swift has long been suspected a “power beard” for the throngs of men she’s blown through in the past few years. Although none of the men Swift has dated have ever come out publicly, gay men have historically wondered about a few of her exes, including Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Jonas, and Taylor Lautner.
Congrats on the new friendship, Aaron! We’ve always liked you better with a beard.