About That Photo That Did Not Make Rep. Aaron Schock a ‘Gay Icon’
There goes the New York Times, calling the ab-blessed Rep. Aaron Shock a “gay icon” when he’s not. (That’s different from calling him somebody we’d like to bang.) The dude is against same-sex marriage — he is not somebody this community celebrates, reporter Ashley Parker should note. And the stupid delineation all started with that photo of him by the pool, which came about innocently enough.
“It’s a funny story,” Mr. Schock said, and began to tell it. When he ran for the Peoria school board, his opponent got him kicked off the ballot on a technicality. Mr. Schock engineered a grass-roots write-in campaign and won by 1,942 votes. Bob Hall, the lawyer for his opponent, soon became one of his biggest supporters, and one day when Mr. Schock — then the youngest state representative in Illinois — was lounging by the pool at the River City Athletic Club, Mr. Hall’s daughter popped up behind him in a bikini and asked for a photo. “And so I looked at the photo and said, ‘All right, if that ever gets out, I’m going to kill you guys,’ ” he said with a grin.
Please. He enjoyed the attention. Particularly because it pit him with a well-endowed young lass. What Schock actually hates are photos that make him look gay. Which he totally isn’t, you guys!
@Hilarious: We’ve exchanged a few words in prior epidodes of this blog, but I agree with you on this scary non-well-ffee looking dude. He trashy homo-beophobiac. Probably Chew-ish?
Ever been to Peoria?
If not, don’t go. Nothing to do there.
I’m fairly certain Peoria is like gone-oh-ria which is to say, contagious. “Sylfless” probably can spread too.
Don’t get veedee & dont do voodoo.
otherwise, amigo, you’re good to go.
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I think by “gay icon” the Times meant “the only Congressman that most gays would like to hate fuck. Because you can’t print “hate fuck” in the Times. But I’m pretty sure if you looked in their style manual for alternatives to “people the gays wanna hate fuck”, “gay icon” would show up.
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I don’t care if Rep. Aaron Shock’s cock hangs down to his knee.
He’s still a conservative Repug and I have no use to Repugs. I was appalled to read the internal polling data from Massachusetts that showed the gay male vote helped elect Republican Scott Brown to replace the late Edward Kennedy.
I guess being handsome or hot is enough for some queens to pull the lever marked “GOP.”
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Unfortunately there’s a lot about conservatism that appeals to the worst in gay males: the idolatry of male figures and worship of masculine stereotypes, the materialism, the disconnect from community and social responsibility, and the tendency to view human relationships as inherently perfunctory and businesslike.
The quintessential gay Republican isn’t the family type – husbands and two children – instead it is the solitary man drawing a good income who is closeted at work and spends his free time getting laid and shopping for material possessions. The kind of gay guy who resents being taxed to provide for “welfare bums” because he needs another drop-down television and hideously dated leather couch for the living room and an alligator-hide sling for his dungeon. The kind of gay guy who only votes against causes, not for them.
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-bursts into a fit of giggles-
I’m sorry, he just looks so dang much like a cousin of mine… -snicker-
Also: he’s got a well-endowed chick in a bikini posing behind him in a picture; how does this make him gay…? (He looks rather smug, truthfully.)
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omg i so wish one of the gays he’s had one night stands with (u no he has) would come out and say something we need this jerk out of office especially since i live in illinois and cant have this shit in my state we suck bad enough as if is the least we could do is legalize gay marriage we have to many other problems he shouldnt be worried bout us gays
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this guy is obviously gay and uncomfortable being around breasts! dude you are not fooling anyone. i’m sure the men in your own party talk about how gay you are behind your back. perhaps you’ve already teamed up with a few of them in the closet of your office.
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hey boo, the link to “he isn’t” works, but the link from that page to Details doesn’t. xo
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I don’t think dressing like the entire cast of Will and Grace is enough to make someone a gay icon.
The above picture just makes him look like he took a giant dump in his shorts and expects you to change him and the Easter one should’ve been considered his coming out.
Another closeted republican. So original.