Oh hey there, B. Safi. Almost didn’t see you there, because it’s been so long since you grabbed a gay issue out of the headlines and pointed out how stupid people are being about it. Like how Republicans (and some Democrats who won’t admit it) have a reasonable point about how homosexuals are joining the military in droves just so they can fly across the Atlantic, put their lives at risk, all so they can sneak a peek at some wenis.
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Acockalypse Now: The Ensuing Melee That DADT Will Bring For Straight Dudes Hoping to Avoid Queers
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Brian NJ
Best line: Why go to a gay bar log on to manhunt dot com, when you your can fly to Afghanistan, risk you life, just to sneak a peak at a straight dude’s dong?
ggreen
Straights aren’t afraid to have gay guys look at their junk. They are afraid to look at the gay guys dicks. They are always so much bigger.
romeo
They know gay guys are looking at their junk now, they just don’t know for sure who the gay guys are. If DADT is repealed, the straight guys will finally know which direction to stand in in the shower if they have to pick up their soap. I would think it would be a load off their minds.
pogobock
This is all Obama’s fault.
Elo
@POGOBACK
You, uh, don’t like Obama much, do you?
dvlaries
Hell! They don’t want to avoid queers. They want easy receipt of oral sex, thousands of miles from the battle-ax at home who’ll never know.
And some of them could get it if they have good manners about asking. As Sophie Tucker once put it, “Make him say please, make him say thanks, or don’t give him nothing at all. Why, the least he can be is nice and polite. After all, he isn’t spending a thing but the night.”
Shawn
Please, there were plenty of “Straight” guys that said things like “I wanna F**k you” and the like to me while I was in the army.
These guys had families and everything. There is a bit of a saying in the military…”gay is only 1 drink away”.
schlukitz
No. 5 · Elo
You, uh, don’t like Obama much, do you?
What was your first clue? 🙂
COOperComeOUt
I wonder what Mr. Anderson Cooper has to say about this issue…
Theinsider
It’s not only Republicans who are opposing it, let’s be clear. The Dems have failed us as well.
Bayonet
I dont no trannies serving in the military! Hell no!
schlukitz
No. 11 · Bayonet
I dont no trannies serving in the military! Hell no!
Coming from someone with a name like yours, that really is a “stab in the back”, quite literally.
schlukitz
No. 9 · COOperComeOUt
I wonder what Mr. Anderson Cooper has to say about this issue…
He probably thinks that this disgusting bitch should hop on a plane and get the fuck outta Dodge.
With any degree of luck, the flight attendant might ask her “Would you like some TWA tea?” ;P