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Actually, Rebecca Kleefisch Would Have No Problem With Man Marrying a Rolex

“My comments were meant to relay my concern with redefining marriage,” says Wisconsin’s Republican lieutenant governor hopeful Rebecca Kleefisch in a statement, apologizing for comparing gay marriage to man-dog and man-clock marriage. “I never intended to sound insensitive, and have the utmost respect for all people. I apologize for my poor choice of words.” As a refresher, her “poor choice of words” included “clock,” “table,” and all “inanimate objects.”

By:           JD
On:           Oct 28, 2010
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  • 6 Comments
    • ait10101
      ait10101

      Is she a human being, or some sort of artefact?

      Oct 28, 2010 at 1:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ait10101
      ait10101

      She may well have had intimate relations with all of the kinds she lists. Give her a break on this.

      Oct 28, 2010 at 1:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • meego
      meego

      And I would have no problem with her shutting the fuck up!

      Oct 28, 2010 at 1:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Annie
      Annie

      Man-clock marriage?? Think she accidentally threw in an extra L.

      Oct 28, 2010 at 2:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • T
      T

      Really now! For someone that will be representing the people of an entire state I find it completely insensitive to ignore the needs of the LGBT community. Even if I use the figures from latest studies that’s about 8% of your states population, maybe more.

      As for redefining marriage, last I heard even Merriam-Websters dictionary had same sex listed in its definitions of marriage.

      I will accept your apology when you realize my rights are not yours to take away. I am Human, I am an American citizen, I am entitled to equality!

      Oct 28, 2010 at 5:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • the crustybastard
      the crustybastard

      Dear Homosexual Agendists,

      I’m Rebecca Kleefisch and I want to take this opportunity to emphasize that I have the utmost respect for ALL people.

      However, obviously homos are not people — as I believe I made clear in comparing you queers to animals and personal property. Come to think of it, you fags and dykes probably shouldn’t even be voting, for the same reason that a dog or a clock shouldn’t be able to vote.

      Oh well, vote for me anyway so we can get that problem squared away, too.

      Sincerely,
      Becky

      Oct 29, 2010 at 10:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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