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Adam Lambert Has a Standing Invitation To Shove Men’s Faces Into His Crotch on Chelsea Handler’s Show
That that, ABC. After swinging by So You Think You Can Dance, Adam Lambert ran over to Chelsea Lately to compare heels with its host. And that’s where Chelsea gave Adam the opportunity to come by, any time, to grind with and kiss whoever he wants, unlike that nasty ABC network. And that offer is saying something, because Chelsea is (reportedly) still dating Ted Herbert, chief of Comcast (which owns E!), which is buying NBC Universal. Which means Chelsea is the missing link to giving Adam the keys to NBC’s entire suite of broadcast and cable networks, to face off against ABC is a homo ratings deathmatch! Oh, how we take these things too seriously.
By using the corporate lineage above, does that mean one night we may see Adam Lambert showing Brian William’s face into his crotch. (Please, please, please… just one fantasy fulfilled!)
Gah, where’s a nice group of breeders armed with bats and hatred when I need them, my head could use a good bashing from Lambert Overload x_x
Gag! Adam can shove my face in his crotch any time! He is an iconic gay hero deserving of all the head he wants!
JUST PLEASE HAVE HIM REMOVE THAT PANCAKE MAKEUP…
I’ve been wanting to do him since I first saw him on Idol. I keep hearing he’s a top, as am I. But maybe I’ve got the mojo, I’m so fucking irresistible and all. LOL