Adam Shankman Is ThisClose To Scoring With Tom Cruise

I’m not sure whether “confirmed” news that Tom Cruise “is in talks” to join the cast of the Rock Of Ages movie counts as anything more substantial than “unsubstantiated rumors” that Tom Cruise “is joining” the cast, but I’m pretty sure that Hollywood gay Adam Shankman going on the record about his lust for The Cruise (“It’s all looking really good”) means we’re going to see Mr. Katie Holmes in some mad weave sometime soon.