The nasal and ab-inclined Hungarian actor Adrien Brody just wanted to populate his upstate New York farm with a couple of goats — or at least his now-ex-girlfriend did. So he bought a couple of them, thinking they were female. They were not. Both were male, and one needed to get his rocks off real bad.
“The more well-endowed goat took a liking to the other one and I swear it was traumatic,” says Brody. “There was a lot of crying and goat noises and I felt incredibly guilty and I didn’t know what to do. I had homosexual goats.”
What to do? Get rid of them both. “It’s best when you have goats that are that gay to just let them free… because I felt that they were in captivity and the one was receiving a lot of aggression on the other one’s behalf… so I sent them off to Sonoma” in California. Because things are so great for the gays up there.
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I’m getting ascared, too many goat sex threads popping up here on Queerty St…………
christopher di spirito
Endowed goats? Shhhhhhh, don’t talk about it or those nutty horse fuckers might get an idea.
I’m as liberal and progressive as anyone but leave the animals alone.
SugNight
Maybe that’s why she’s now his EX-girlfriend…. after she saw the “gifted” goat, Brody failed to measure up….
afrolito
When did he become Hungarian?? He was born and raised in Queens.
NickadooLA
@SugNight: You don’t subscribe to the “big nose/big hose” theory, eh?
PeterC
Being I am from a farm background, I’d say they were typical heterosexual goats,( or as most animals) they will use whatever is available. No big deal.
Tallskin
Baaa Baaaa Baaaaaaa
where’s that old goat the Ayatollah Khomeini when you need him?
Random Rashes
Seems like Queerty advocates beastiality.
OnCloud9
I had a pet goat once.
ewe
Now there is the perfect picture that proves if you have a nice body, your face doesn’t matter. Especially in the dark.
fredo777
@ewe: He’s got some helluva nose, but other than that, I think Brody is handsome.
ewe
@fredo777: To Each His Own. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder so i’ve heard.
Jon Bon Jovi
Adrien Brody is not attractive and he couldn’t turn my head on the strees.
ossurworld
Is this how Brody treats his fans?
SamIAm
I saw him on the street once. He turned my head, because he’s cute and all, but only three apples tall. Like Smurfette.
Michael
Why did Adrian pick such old goats, and now that Harold has passed, how’s Clay getting along?
aja nlekoko
Big deal. Come to africa and see lesbian goats get off
Ryan
@NickadooLA: I’m with you on that. I’ve noticed a correlation. 😉 Not all the time, but definitely more often than note.