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AFA Wants To Boycott Google. Good Luck With That, Fellas!

After Google unveiled “Legalize Love,” its new campaigned aimed at decriminalizing homosexuality around the world, the neanderthals at the American Family Associate just knew they had to spring into action. So they’re considering boycotting Google and its subsidiaries.

Considering Google owns YouTube that means AFA members wouldn’t be able to watch clips like the one above. (Maybe Vimeo would run your nonsense.) It also means AFA.net and participating sites wouldn’t be able to make money from the Google ad network or use Gmail for their email.

Buster Wilson, general manager of the AFA’s radio network, admits a Google boycott “is going to be a hard one for a lot of us” that will “test the meat of our convictions.”

With boycotts already in place against General Mills, Kraft (maker of Oreos), Home Depot, Nike and a host of other ubiquitous brands, the options available for AFA members are quickly shrinking.

They better pray to god Kathy Ireland doesn’t come out as a lesbian.

 

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Jul 11, 2012
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  • 20 Comments
    • R
      R

      Hahahahahahahahahaha

      Jul 11, 2012 at 11:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daez
      Daez

      Seems like a lot of companies are going against AFA. At this rate they will be left buying clothes, food and gas from Exxon Mobil.

      Jul 11, 2012 at 11:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Riley
      Riley

      They forgot to boycott Visa, MasterCard, Bank of America, Microsoft, Internet in general, Pepsi, Coca Cola, Hershey’s, Campbell’s, Starbucks, Kellogg’s, Walt Disney, UPS, Walgreens.. as well as hundreds if not thousands more. I think they may have a hard time..

      Jul 11, 2012 at 11:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jabaroo
      Jabaroo

      They can still use Bing, it’s a shittty search engine anyway.

      Jul 11, 2012 at 12:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • darkorient
      darkorient

      I love it! Go AFA! Let us see you ban Google!

      Jul 11, 2012 at 1:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Shadeaux
      Shadeaux

      They posted that on Youtube. Isn’t that Google owned? LOL

      Jul 11, 2012 at 2:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TrekBear
      TrekBear

      Let’s start a campaign to redefine the AFA a la “santorum!” It could be called the American (in)fantile Association.

      AFA (n): An organization that mindlessly boycotts others for irrelevant concerns. “That AFA decided to protest the restaurant because it has “puffs” in meal-item names.”

      Jul 11, 2012 at 3:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Silver
      Silver

      @Jabaroo:

      They actually can’t use Bing, since it is a Microsoft product and they fully support marriage equality and gay rights.

      Jul 11, 2012 at 3:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Se Kyung
      Se Kyung

      They’re going to use iPhones now instead of Android… OH WAIT. Tim Cook= Gay, and Apple supports gay rights anyway…

      Jul 11, 2012 at 3:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Robroberts
      Robroberts

      I cant wait for the bigots to boycott the act of breathing because all us queers share the same air as them … Oh ya and you fucktwit bigots better boycott God because he made us and loves us.

      Must suck being a bigot these days.

      Jul 11, 2012 at 4:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Robroberts
      Robroberts

      I love that every time the bigots use the phone or the computer they are supporting gay rights.

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

      Jul 11, 2012 at 4:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mr-DJ
      Mr-DJ

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!! = Best Response.

      Yeah, don’t forget to boycott Apple, Facebook, Don’t watch TV, or listen to the radio, don’t go to any restaurant (except Chick-Fil-A or Crackerbarrel), but you probably cannot drive any make of car, don’t watch the Olympics, Sell most of your furniture and make your own. Same thing with your clothes. Take your money out of the bank. (All the big banks had floats in our parade here in Houston.) And you cannot drink any brand of beer or alcohol, and probably grow your own food. Gosh, I’m gonna have to stop here. I don’t have time for this. Just move back to that other planet you came from…

      Jul 11, 2012 at 4:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alexi3
      Alexi3

      They just look more and more ridiculous to more and more people and that’s just fine by me.

      Jul 11, 2012 at 5:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Trelin
      Trelin

      I believe they started a boycott against Nordstrom, too.

      Jul 11, 2012 at 6:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Steve
      Steve

      AFA is already boycotting both Apple and Microsoft. They have been boycotting Apple for years, since Apple is just that gay. They started boycotting Microsoft a few weeks ago, after Bill Gates gave some money to a gay marriage campaign in Washington State.

      I suppose they _could_ be using Linux to run their browsers.

      But then, isn’t the Penguin supposed to be gay, too?

      Jul 11, 2012 at 9:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • B
      B

      No. 15 · Steve “I suppose they _could_ be using Linux to run their browsers. But then, isn’t the Penguin supposed to be gay, too?”

      They better pass on Linux regardless of penguins: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Hall_%28programmer%29
      (remember, it is not just Linus Torvalds, who is straight [married with several children] and who typically does not make public statements not related to Linux, but a large number of programmers, some of whom are gay).

      BTW, the other reason for the religious nuts to avoid Linux is that Linus Torvalds is an atheist. He sure as hell is not going to quote Leviticus as something to take seriously.

      Jul 11, 2012 at 10:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • F Stratford
      F Stratford

      Well. Good. That will get them out of the Internet!! No Google/Bing/yahoo. No Amazon cloud storage. No YouTube. No iPhones/android phones and tablets.

      They can stil use snail mail and radio and tv though. But at least they’ll free up Internet bandwidth for more important stuff like porn

      Jul 12, 2012 at 1:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gay Bacon
      Gay Bacon

      I say we all switch to G+ (Googlebook) or whatever the f it’s called as a show of support!

      Jul 12, 2012 at 4:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Timmmeeeyyy
      Timmmeeeyyy

      Yes AFA! Please remove all of your web pages from Google’s search listings.

      Jul 12, 2012 at 8:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chuck
      Chuck

      Might as well boycott breathing.

      Jul 12, 2012 at 10:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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