If you haven't heard water-sports fan R. Kelly's new album, you're really missing out. Double Up's by-far the R&B singer's most smooth, head-bopping and ridiculous album to date. "Zoo" brings racial stereotypes to a new, sensual level and "Real Talk" features the most poetic lyrics in musical history:
How The Fuck She Knew I Was With Them Other Girls Then
When The Whole Club Packed Wait A Minute Let Me Finish What I've Got To Say
I've Been With You Five Years And You Listening To Your Motherfucking Girlfriends
I Dont Know Why You Fuck With Them All Jealous No Man Havin Ass Hoes Anyway
Real Talk
Incredible!! That blows "You Remind Me Of Something" out of the water! "Real Talk" doesn't yet have a video, so we've posted "You Remind Me of Something," instead. It's way romantic.
We've also included Double Up's "I'm a Flirt," which features T-Pain and T.I.. After the jump, of course..
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Sorry, I have a rather strict rule about purchasing things produced by known sexual predators. Why hasn't he been prosecuted yet?!
Sorry, I have a even stricter rule about purchasing shit, straight from the ass of R. Kelly via Kweerty.