It’s not just the Sunshine State finally getting around to banning actual perverted behavior. Sarah Palin’s people would like to make sure citizens only hunt wolves from helicopters, not try to have sex with them. [Updated]
Alaska Joins Florida In ‘No Man-Dog Sex’ Rules
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CONFESSIONS OF A BAD BOY
I’m still boggled as why people would want to do this anyways…Well, on the plus side atleast now when I go to Florida, I wouldn’t have to worry beastiality when leaving my dogs at someone’s house, because it’s illegal and all.
strumpetwindsock
Wow. I guess they don’t have any pressing real business to take care of. And they accuse us of having our minds in the gutter.
Maybe next they’ll go after vacuum cleaners, cucumbers and excessive purchases of vegetable shortening.
Actually this is not quite the silliest piece of legislation of this kind I have ever heard of. Hérouxville and several other Quebec communities passed laws forbidding stoning of women and female circumcision within city limits after the province held discussions on “reasonable accomodation” of ethnic minorities:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6316151.stm
http://www.cbc.ca/news/story/2007/02/05/qc-reasonableaccommodation20070205.html
strumpetwindsock
As ridiculous as it is though, the “LBJ Rule” is an effective old political tactic. And I’m sure it still works among people twisted enough to think of this kind of legislation in the first place:
http://www.mouemagazine.com/blog/2009/03/making-him-deny-it/
After all…. what are they trying to pass that isn’t already covered in animal cruelty laws?