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All-Nude Rugby Teams Go Head-To-Head In New Zealand

England-v-New-Zealand-Naked-Rugby-Match-(7)Diving becomes our second-favorite sport this morning as we discover naked rugby, a game which you can probably guess by its name is simply rugby without any restrictive clothing.

These games are apparently so common that New Zealand has its own “premiere naked rugby team” — the virtually unbeatable Nude Blacks, who destroyed the English invitational team 24-19 on Sunday. Their dedication to the art of naked tackling has won them the new “Dunny-din” trophy, and millions of revelers worldwide.

Check out nearly 10 minutes of uncensored footage via local 3 News New Zealand, and make sure you watch long enough to catch that totally-nude haka dance.

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Photos via The Mirror

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Jun 18, 2014
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  • 13 Comments
    • Cam
      Cam

      The games usually take longer, you know, because of all the sex. lol

      Jun 18, 2014 at 11:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dxley
      Dxley

      They’re taking this contact sport thing way too far!

      Jun 18, 2014 at 11:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cformusic
      cformusic

      damn..why couldnt this be a basketball game..or american football..:**(

      Jun 18, 2014 at 11:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • redcarpet
      redcarpet

      And I’m sure they are all saying there is nothing gay about it.

      Reminds me of the wrestlers in high school who swore up and down there was nothing gay about the sport and put on so much extra tough guy bravado to compensate. I’m sorry but you don’t get to be 100 percent straight and play a sport where fingering your opponent’s asshole is a common thing. I’m also looking at you water polo!

      Jun 18, 2014 at 12:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • stranded
      stranded

      Too bad they dont have professional rugby player bodies, but a lot of them had really nice asses.

      Jun 18, 2014 at 12:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nowuvedoneit
      Nowuvedoneit

      @stranded: lol right?

      Jun 18, 2014 at 1:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hotshot70
      hotshot70

      they aren’t really nude if they wear those flags.

      Jun 18, 2014 at 5:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • michael mellor
      michael mellor

      Male nudity is not gay. The only people who see it as gay are people with no lives.

      One saving grace of this display is that nobody suffered diarrhea.

      Jun 18, 2014 at 10:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • UWSguy
      UWSguy

      What I wouldn’t give to be the fluffer for that team

      Jun 19, 2014 at 12:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd
      Billy Budd

      I don’t think they are gay. They are just very comfortable with male nudity.

      Jun 19, 2014 at 12:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • justyouandi
      justyouandi

      I wish redcarpet wouldn’t jump to the conclusion that these guys have to be gay. So many gay guys are always trying to add to our ranks by insisting that everything they see that they themselves would find erotic, HAS to be that way for the participants being observed. That means that eventually we will see LESS of it, because straight guys will back off of a normal and playful activity because the “redcarpets” of the world loudly insist they HAVE to be gay to do something like that. I have taken notice that in recent years gym locker rooms have become almost nude-free zones. Showers are now individual and closed off, rather than one big open room for several guys. Urinals have privacy partitions between them. There are signs up in the locker rooms saying you must wear a bathing suit in the saunas and jacuzzi. Everybody wraps a towel around them to remove their pants, or to put them back on. I can’t remember the last time I saw a penis in the locker room. So redcarpet ……….. , doing that is ruining it for everybody. Please don’t.

      Jun 19, 2014 at 1:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • redcarpet
      redcarpet

      @justyouandi: Queen, please. I was mostly joking, and it was poking fun at straight machismo, not trying to “recruit”. And you can go to a damn bath house if you want to see random dick that bad.

      Long story short, Sorry/not sorry.

      Jun 19, 2014 at 6:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • justyouandi
      justyouandi

      Wow, redcarpet, do you ever fit a stereotype!

      Jun 19, 2014 at 6:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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