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All The Fire Island Pines Boys Want For Christmas Is You. And Your AmEx

B. Scott isn’t the only one dishing out the Mariah Carey-penned holiday music video cheer. Firecrkr, as the gay boys behind “Party in the FIP” are calling themselves now, have unleashed “All I Want For Christmas.” It’s basically a Gap commercial. And not a single cameo from the cast of A-List: New York.

By:           JD
On:           Dec 7, 2010
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  • 8 Comments
    • Anthony
      Anthony

      Gay Stepn’Fetchits.

      Dec 7, 2010 at 5:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • divkid
      divkid

      I WAS an Athiest… Not anymore. Now I KNOW there is a Devil… And he wears a sweater (though decidedly NOT Prada).

      Dec 7, 2010 at 6:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeepers
      Jeepers

      Pathetic fools should have their butts kicked out of NYC.

      Dec 7, 2010 at 6:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Qjersey
      Qjersey

      Should have done a video of the Midnight Beast’s version, much more gay appropriate

      “XXXmas Buddies”(All I want for christmas is a f*ck buddy)

      Dec 8, 2010 at 7:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Adrian Acosta
      Adrian Acosta

      Good for these guys spreading holiday cheer.
      somewhere in middle America a gay kid who is being bullied watched this video and started dreaming of moving to the big city.

      Dec 8, 2010 at 9:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • divkid
      divkid

      @Adrian Acosta: “…somewhere in middle America a gay kid who is being bullied watched this video and started dreaming of moving to the big city…”

      ….with an assault rifle.

      Dec 8, 2010 at 10:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Steve
      Steve

      @Adrian Acosta:

      “somewhere in middle America a gay kid who is being bullied watched this video”

      – and began to doubt whether it really does get better.

      Dec 8, 2010 at 4:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • divkid
      divkid

      @steve
      @Adrian Acosta:

      “somewhere in middle America a gay kid who is being bullied watched this video…”

      …got sucked through the screen into a parallel universe where this kind of entertainment didn’t suck and infact was revealed to have been all along a rich futuristic hypertext revealing ultimate truths and containing a message for an end to all war, suffering, and hatred; and a way to implement universal love, along with a cure for male pattern baldness — but cunningly disguised as crass shamateurism and attention-seeking in order to keep it from our barely evolved simian brains: because we were not ready for it….
      Oh shit it really WILL get better!

      Dec 8, 2010 at 7:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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