All Your Gay Rights Belong to Us! 177456934_b65461cf27

No. 1 · Samwise

lol. nice. what day is it again?

Apr 1, 2009 at 10:17 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 2 · Sceth

Hmph.

Apr 1, 2009 at 10:38 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 3 · Cam

LOL! Ok, THIS was a hilarious article. Thank you for lightening the day!

Apr 1, 2009 at 10:55 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 4 · Wayne

lol. You made me look.

Apr 1, 2009 at 11:01 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 5 · Jason in WV

If this were anything but a joke…

Apr 1, 2009 at 11:08 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 6 · Dustin

not funny.

Apr 1, 2009 at 11:16 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 7 · InExile

Too bad this article is not true! I would gladly pack my bags and move back home to the USA today. What will it take for the LGBT community to start demanding equal rights? Still no march on Washington for equality??????? What are we waiting for?

Apr 1, 2009 at 11:16 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 8 · Sam

The Joe Solmonese “quote” is priceless…

Funny ’cause it’s true!

Apr 1, 2009 at 11:35 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 9 · HaplessOrphan

Too long for a bitter joke.

Apr 1, 2009 at 12:11 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 10 · HaplessOrphan

Also, I’m not totally convinced that this isn’t a ploy for page views. Of which I have now given it two.

Apr 1, 2009 at 12:12 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 11 · Jhames

Ha . . . ha? I hate my feed reader today.

Apr 1, 2009 at 12:18 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 12 · jake

boo hoo is it fool’s day or idealistic day?

Apr 1, 2009 at 12:22 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 13 · rogue dandelion · Member · 353 comments

this is the saddest april fools joke I’ve seen today.

Apr 1, 2009 at 12:54 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 14 · Lydon

This is just cruel.

Apr 1, 2009 at 1:55 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 15 · parisinla · Member · 176 comments

yea, its not that funny. Try again.

Apr 1, 2009 at 2:22 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 16 · dgz · Member · 704 comments

it’s “All your gay rights ARE belong to us.” get your nerd humor right, dude!

Apr 1, 2009 at 2:28 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 17 · D-Sun

Ha…Ha ha…Heh…Huh……….

I think I’m gonna go cry for a little while.

Apr 1, 2009 at 3:02 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 18 · Queerky

Oh thats so backward. In Canada, Prime Minister Stephan Harper made it MANADATORY for citizens to have gay sex. As of this morning it is illegal to be 100% hetro in Canada.

Apr 1, 2009 at 3:41 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 19 · myrios123 · Member · 129 comments

Inside every joke there’s a kernel of truth. Thanks for the article. It did make me smile.

Apr 1, 2009 at 4:30 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 20 · NICHOLAS

not funny.

Apr 1, 2009 at 5:31 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 21 · Kid A

clever in a bittersweet sort of way.

Apr 1, 2009 at 6:09 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 22 · cory

yeah i agree… not funny AT ALL. I’m not uptight or anything.. but come on… make fun of twinks or porn stars or something ridiculous… not our civil rights.

Apr 1, 2009 at 7:55 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 23 · scott

yeah. i didn’t find it funny either.

Apr 1, 2009 at 8:34 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 24 · Flour

This was funny until I realized how sad it really was. Some day, friends. Some day.

Apr 1, 2009 at 9:23 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 25 · Carly

This is really sad… I better see an article like this that’s for real in my lifetime…

Apr 1, 2009 at 9:30 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 26 · David Anger

David Unger rocks!

Apr 2, 2009 at 12:14 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 27 · alan brickman

how very unfunny….tasteless too….

Apr 2, 2009 at 12:33 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 28 · bigjake75 · Member · 101 comments

I think it was funny. nice bit of satire. the dig on obama and solomonese were dead on. I laughed my ass off with the Boehner quote. Nice job. everyone else…relax. we have to be able to laugh. dont forget…WE ARE FABULOUS AND DESERVE TO BE HAPPY

Apr 2, 2009 at 1:22 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 29 · mb00 · Member · 193 comments

you suck.

Apr 2, 2009 at 2:00 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 30 · amazingpenis

Ldyon was right. THIS IS JUST CRUEL.

Apr 2, 2009 at 4:29 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 31 · Josh

This article was very upsetting. I actually thought it was true up until i got down to the comments. It was a very cruel joke. All of us in the gay community are hoping, wishing, praying for this to happen, and to flaunt it in front of our faces just to pull it away again is just plain sadistic. Whoever thought that this would be a good idea must have an I.Q. equivalent to that of a dust mite and no common sense whatsoever. I believe an apology article is in order.

Apr 4, 2009 at 11:12 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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