We thought Cheyenne Jackson's childhood Popeye fantasies a bit queer, but John Waters (as usual) takes the cake: Waters tells Details he's got a thing for Alvin of Alvin and The Chipmunks fame: "I'm erotically obsessed with Alvin. I talk about that on my Christmas show, how I wanted to have sex with Alvin." The director also reveals that an animator friend gave him a naughty picture of the cartoon character, which Waters absolutely adores. [NY Post]