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Amar’e Stoudemire, Absentee Baller

OH SNAP — ESPN The Magazine‘s annual “The Body” issue — where athletes get naked to, uh, show off their incredible fitness? — hits shelves Oct. 8. And there’s now a reason for all you “sports bar” going gays to pick it up: Amar’e Stoudemire and the Photoshop of wonders. [photo via AllBall]

By:           Ryan Tedder
On:           Oct 6, 2010
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  • 11 Comments
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      Wonder what his rim shot looks like……………. :p

      Oct 6, 2010 at 11:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CHIP1218
      CHIP1218

      He found out he was Jewish recently, and took a trip to Israel. Perhaps the moyel took off a little too much with the circumcision!

      Oct 6, 2010 at 11:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CHIP1218
      CHIP1218

      WTF Queerty??? My comment is flagged? Wow. Let’s dumb it down and take out any evil words:

      He took a trip to Jerusalem this summer to explore his heritage, perhaps they cut too much off!

      Oct 6, 2010 at 1:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Black Pegasus
      Black Pegasus

      This man is phine as fuck!!

      I would love to see him walking to the bathroom in some bikini briefs…

      Oct 6, 2010 at 7:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pete
      Pete

      Maybe it was a cold day or the pool was cold,

      Oct 6, 2010 at 9:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kieran
      Kieran

      Isn’t this that South African track star?

      Oct 6, 2010 at 9:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael
      Michael

      Nice pool.

      Oct 7, 2010 at 12:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tazz602
      tazz602

      Never thought Amar’e had a vagina? Will wonders never cease!

      Oct 7, 2010 at 12:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fitz
      Fitz

      I can understand that he didn’t want to flaunt his junk, but this photoshop job went WAY too far… he looks like a very fit castrato. I mean…. fine, don’t make it porn– but he is a man!

      Oct 7, 2010 at 9:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ogre Magi
      Ogre Magi

      I would love to get a rear view!

      Oct 7, 2010 at 6:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ewe
      ewe

      Is that supposed to be sexy? I think it represents low self esteem.

      Oct 9, 2010 at 10:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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