Ambassador Piano Man

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What’s better than being knighted by the Queen of England? Being a queen yourself who gets picked to represent the faggiest sporting event in the world, of course! Say hello to Sir Elton John, Ambassador to the Gay Games. Ambassador Jolie, eat your heart out.

Sure, he’s not the spitting image of a Greek Olympic God, but If you’re going to choose a diplomat to a gay sporting event with copious amounts of flesh, you may as well go with the most flamboyant feather boa wearing homo out there. We totally approve of Elton.

At least they didn’t pick Cher. Now that would’ve been way too gay even for us.

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