As long as American Horror Story continues to deliver trashy goodness, we’ll keep dishing out the stick figures. This week had little talk of probing aliens or forest beasts, as most of the energy was spent on an exorcism. (Thankfully, there was still a little time left for Evan Peters’ butt.)
Jason Sweeten is a contributing writer and “drawer” for Queerty. Butt!
Photo by Byron Cohen/FX
Dumdum
This show is so messed up! I hate to love it, and love to hate it. My hubby won’t watch it alone cause it is so disturbing. Even as a jaded cynical old queen I have to keep telling myself. It’s not real, it’s not real. This show requires massive amounts of popcorn and lube.
Mr. Enemabag Jones
These stick figure recaps are better than the actual show.
Jason Sweeten
@Mr. Enemabag Jones: Aw, shucks.
Dumdum
@Mr. Enemabag Jones: Oh please!!! What planet were you from??? That’s Right, Planet stupid boring and totally predictable. That’s right. You are that thing that makes people s**t alot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL.LOL.LOL.LOL.LOL……
iBLOW
Lana needed to get stomped in her crotch for ratting Kit out like that I hope she dies
Ryan
@iBlow, why? she genuinely believes he’s a serial killer who’s butchered girls. for all we know, this early on in the season, he may very well be. because he has a nice ass, that means lana deserves to die for trying to protect other innocent girls from being harmed? learn to watch tv better because you suck at it and you are an awful lesbian hating kind of gay that we could do with less of
Dumdum
@Ryan: Bloody Face killed her girl friend after they locked Kit up.