The second season of American Horror Story debuted last night and we’re already hooked. It’s set in an asylum with new characters (Chloe Sevigny as a nympho!), new actors (Adam Levine!) and some returning cast members (Jessica Lange!). There’s still a glorious amount of gore and nudity but it’s even scarier than Season One—you can’t just move into an apartment when you’re strapped down in a mental ward. We’re recapping it in a way that doesn’t spoil the visual spectacle: stick figures!
Jason Sweeten is a contributing writer for Queerty. He drew these just for you.
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