I got drunk on a cross-country flight with this guy. He was like 89 or 94, sitting next to me. I wasn’t going to drink, but then he got a drink and I figured why not. He was so cute, wearing a bow tie and a fancy suit. I saw his wedding ring and asked him how he met his wife. He said he was married to a guy, and I asked for that story, still thinking it’d be romantic. But he just said they were cruising for dick.”
— Comedy Central’s Amy Schumer over-sharing with Vulture. P.S. She invited the man and his partner to appear on her show Inside Amy Schumer.
Josh447
Josh447
Ah, sexual Honesty. Goodbye puritocrisy. Hello world.
Prinny
Hahahaha he could’ve lied a bit, and make it prettier.
Glücklich
I friggin’ love this broad. She seems like she’d be the ideal seatmate for a boozy cross-country flight. I keep hoping I’ll run into her on the street here in New York but I think she does her on-the-street thing around the Village or the UWS, and I rarely leave the Financial District.
onthemark
LOL, I’ll look for that guest on her show.
joseph
@Josh447: AMEN!!! That’s what you call, “CUTTIN TO THE CHASE”.. How Damn WONDERFUL……………………..
Realitycheck
Who’s says, “we are causing for dicks???”
Hello???
jwtraveler
@Realitycheck: CRUISING! C-R-U-I-S-I-N-G. DICK singular. If you’re really a gay man, you know what this is, whether or not you do it yourself.
jwtraveler
Cute story.
bottom250
I cruise for dick@Realitycheck: I “cruise” for dick every day, honey. It is a large part of my day.
Damich
Goes to show that cruising for dick is just as good of a way to meet someone special.