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Anal Sex Is For Goyim

Oy!! “A friend and I are planning to organize a party for orthodox Jewish guys in NYC. Be 21-49, nice looking, responsible, in-shape, clean and a mensch. Discretion is the rule. Modern ortho, yeshiva guys, frum, single, married and bi are welcome. Send a reply with HONEST stats and some info, and you will get a reply with information. One word replies will be trashed. Date has not been determined, probably a Sunday in February. Everyone will be underwear or naked. No anal sex will be permitted… Kosher snacks provided.”

By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Feb 5, 2008
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  • 12 Comments
    • GranDiva
      GranDiva

      I still dream of having sex with an orthodox rabbi. Damn you, Mandy Patinkin!

      Feb 5, 2008 at 7:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dawster
      Dawster

      “no anal sex will be permitted”

      what? haven’t the Jewish people been through enough??

      Feb 5, 2008 at 8:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • lake
      lake

      Is this a sex party ad on Queerty? That is disgusting!

      Feb 5, 2008 at 8:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Amber LeMay
      Amber LeMay

      Hear! Hear!! I agree. It IS disgusting! It’s disgusting because I’m not 21-49, nice looking, responsible, in-shape, clean nor a mensch. Discretion? Humph!

      Feb 5, 2008 at 10:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hells kitchen guy
      hells kitchen guy

      i have seen some Orthodox Jewish guys who were hot – not that many, but some (especially the redheads w/blue eyes – lethal combination!). Kind of a fantasy for me, I guess.

      Feb 5, 2008 at 11:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Erick
      Erick

      Well, they are really getting their groove on arent they?

      And Lake, you are not big on sarcasm. Right?

      Feb 5, 2008 at 11:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bitch Republic
      Bitch Republic

      The first guy I ever had sex with was a hot 22-year-old orthodox rabbi. I didn’t know you could be a rabbi at only 22… but there he was. He was kinda sweaty from wearing all those layers of clothes, but had a hot body though.

      Feb 6, 2008 at 3:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bitch Republic
      Bitch Republic

      That rabbi I had sex with wouldn’t do anal, either. :( Just lots of hot oral and frottage. He was quite good.

      Feb 6, 2008 at 3:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Paul Raposo
      Paul Raposo

      What are a mensch and a frum?

      Feb 6, 2008 at 10:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bitch Republic
      Bitch Republic

      “frum” means devout and a “mensch” is like a hip dude… or as Wikipedia describes it: “A ‘mensch’ is a particularly good person, like ‘a stand-up guy.'”

      Feb 6, 2008 at 11:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Paul Raposo
      Paul Raposo

      Thanks, BR. Why do Jews have all the cool slang?

      Feb 6, 2008 at 11:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tara Lopez
      Tara Lopez

      Porn Star Felicia Tang Murdered by Pastor Boyfriend, Say Cops…

      Oct 6, 2009 at 6:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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