OH SNAP — Oh looks, it’s Anderson Cooper and his beau Benjamin Maisani at Endymion’s Mardi Gras in New Orleans, which had been bumped to Sunday because of the weather. Cooper and gal pal Kelly Ripa served as grand marshals, an honor that entitled them to throw out anal beads to the audience.
Now if we were children, we’d make some comment about the phallic way Anderson is holding this tubing. But we’re not. We’re adults.