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Andrew Christian Searching For New Male Models: “No Pubes,” Please

2097_1391606322Underwear retailer Andrew Christian is in search of a beautiful new model to fill out his signature briefs in an upcoming video advertisement — presumably the kind of raunchy and borderline pornographic clips we’ve come to expect (and love).

The underwear maven himself was in San Francisco last month to kick of a series of monthly parties in the search for the newest “AC Trophy Boy,” but has now opened the search up to anyone capable of taking a selfie and posting online.

If you think you meet the criteria for becoming an Andrew Christian model and HAVE NO PUBES, you can take a selfie and potentially win $1,000 cash and a chance to be featured in an Andrew Christian video and photo shoot. Exciting!

We’re guessing the “no pubes” rule does not mean “no hair” at all, so we’re encouraging someone with a beautiful, hairy chest and “no pubes” to enter and win so we can finally have a hairy AC boy. You know, because hairy chests are better than smooth ones.

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Follow the rules above to take the “perfect selfie,” and submit to modelsearch@andrewchristian.com.

Then, get completely naked and send your nudes to Andrew Christian’s tumblr (NSFW). The internet will thank you.

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Apr 24, 2014
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  • 22 Comments
    • redcarpet
      redcarpet

      The statement is vague. It might mean “don’t have pubes at all” but it could also mean “don’t show your pubes in the photo”.

      If it means the former then we have problems AC. We have problems.

      Apr 24, 2014 at 2:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stefan
      Stefan

      Lol–I think mean don’t show pubes in the photos you submit–but I would not doubt they prefer guys who have not grown pubes yet.

      Apr 24, 2014 at 2:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LubbockGayMale
      LubbockGayMale

      AC won’t be getting my business, I guess. I prefer natural, masculine men who DON’T manscape, groom, whatever. Plus their idea of ‘cool underwear’ doesn’t meet my needs!

      Apr 24, 2014 at 3:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dannyboi2
      dannyboi2

      AC is always reinventing themselves, They are the brand must have. I see others try to steal AC’s thunder and very little success so, AC is on a roll.

      Now the No pubes is a Gimmick to get you talking and I guarantee if you are hot and a lil pub shows it can always be trimmed. AC knows his target demographic and will accommodate as he see’s fit, and if it’s pubes you want go to his tumblr… He likes it ALL and Andrew loves to share and I love him for it! Go Andrew!

      Apr 24, 2014 at 3:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SoThenWhatHappened
      SoThenWhatHappened

      @dannyboi2:
      “They are a brand must have.”
      LOL For who?

      So, not really, but it’s nice to see someone from the Andrew Christian PR department trolling blogs to make shitty underwear for vapid circuit faggots seem cool.

      Now, time for your afternoon hit of tina to pump you up for the rest of the day…

      Apr 24, 2014 at 3:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • babybabybaby
      babybabybaby

      I like Pubes and all that real men body hair ……

      Apr 24, 2014 at 3:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ingyaom
      ingyaom

      “Must wear Andrew Christian underwear” – obviously a gimmick to sell more underwear.

      Apr 24, 2014 at 3:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • yaletownman
      yaletownman

      Andrew Christian is “must have” underwear and everyone wants to steal their thunder? Who wants to steal their thunder? D&G? Emporio Armani? Oshkosh b’gosh? Seriously, who?

      Apr 24, 2014 at 3:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • toshafree
      toshafree

      I enjoy my men with hair everywhere

      Apr 24, 2014 at 4:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mezaien
      Mezaien

      hair, hair, and more hair an hairy man is a WOW man.

      Apr 24, 2014 at 6:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarkZephyr
      DarkZephyr

      I like when a little bit of pubic hair shows, I find it pretty sexy. And bald crotches are not my favorite. When my darling fiance “surprised” be my shaving down there I sorely wished I had explained to him long before then that I am not a huge fan of the “not been through puberty” look. Ah well, I still adore him.

      Apr 24, 2014 at 6:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Curtispsf
      Curtispsf

      @SoThenWhatHappened: Perfect. Your last sentence “Now, time for your afternoon hit of tina to pump you up for the rest of the day” made me laugh and spray coffee all over my monitor. Yes, dears, some of us still own desktop computers.

      The party’s not over until I say it is OR until all those little voices in my head coalesce into one to tell me that the FED EX truck on my block contains many federal agents who are watching moi….whichever comes first.

      Apr 24, 2014 at 6:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TinoTurner
      TinoTurner

      Not to sound conceited, but I’m way better looking then the model they have for their own model search. I’d consider sending in a photo but theres no way I’d go buy a pair of AC underwear just for a contest. Super, duper lame of them.

      Apr 24, 2014 at 7:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vive
      vive

      It is probably so that their photos won’t be banned from Apple devices.

      Apr 24, 2014 at 8:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • QuintoLover
      QuintoLover

      The model in the top picture looks like Matt Dallas and Matthew Morrison’s love child.

      Apr 24, 2014 at 9:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • carey579
      carey579

      @danniboy2

      Exactly! This is all a publicity stunt! There is nothing more that gets gay men going than arguing about body hair – just ask me O_O ;)

      Andrew Christian is an affiliate of this site and they must’ve seen how much comments the last few articles about body hair got and wanted to get in on that action.

      A very sneaky move and I hate this brand even more – other than their twinky models – hail Gregg Homme/2Xist/GA/EA/CK/D&G…

      Apr 24, 2014 at 10:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • carey579
      carey579

      I have to say I have never seen a downright sexy smooth tanned muscular masculine man on their adds ever.

      It’s always twinks with scruff (there is nothing more ironic imo) doing frivolous antics that’s just annoying than erotic.

      Apr 24, 2014 at 10:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hotshot70
      hotshot70

      Well, I am not hairy on chest, but below belt, it’s a forest! I think the “no pubes” comment meant send pics, but do not show the pubic area.

      Apr 24, 2014 at 10:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scribe38
      Scribe38

      @TinoTurner: Send me a pic in your underwear and if I think you are hot enough I will buy you a pair of their gear so you can enter the contest. Lol

      Apr 25, 2014 at 7:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd
      Billy Budd

      I trim my pubes.

      Apr 25, 2014 at 7:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dan
      Dan

      I wish they would show more hair on these models. I’m bored of that twinky look. Men should look like men, not little boys.

      Apr 25, 2014 at 8:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • toberlin
      toberlin

      Bad Deal…to give away even 1 pube hair for this stupid underwear!

      Apr 26, 2014 at 1:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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