Underwear retailer Andrew Christian is in search of a beautiful new model to fill out his signature briefs in an upcoming video advertisement — presumably the kind of raunchy and borderline pornographic clips we’ve come to expect (and love).
The underwear maven himself was in San Francisco last month to kick of a series of monthly parties in the search for the newest “AC Trophy Boy,” but has now opened the search up to anyone capable of taking a selfie and posting online.
If you think you meet the criteria for becoming an Andrew Christian model and HAVE NO PUBES, you can take a selfie and potentially win $1,000 cash and a chance to be featured in an Andrew Christian video and photo shoot. Exciting!
We’re guessing the “no pubes” rule does not mean “no hair” at all, so we’re encouraging someone with a beautiful, hairy chest and “no pubes” to enter and win so we can finally have a hairy AC boy. You know, because hairy chests are better than smooth ones.
How about we take this to the next level?
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Follow the rules above to take the “perfect selfie,” and submit to [email protected].
Then, get completely naked and send your nudes to Andrew Christian’s tumblr (NSFW). The internet will thank you.
redcarpet
The statement is vague. It might mean “don’t have pubes at all” but it could also mean “don’t show your pubes in the photo”.
If it means the former then we have problems AC. We have problems.
Stefan
Lol–I think mean don’t show pubes in the photos you submit–but I would not doubt they prefer guys who have not grown pubes yet.
LubbockGayMale
AC won’t be getting my business, I guess. I prefer natural, masculine men who DON’T manscape, groom, whatever. Plus their idea of ‘cool underwear’ doesn’t meet my needs!
dannyboi2
AC is always reinventing themselves, They are the brand must have. I see others try to steal AC’s thunder and very little success so, AC is on a roll.
Now the No pubes is a Gimmick to get you talking and I guarantee if you are hot and a lil pub shows it can always be trimmed. AC knows his target demographic and will accommodate as he see’s fit, and if it’s pubes you want go to his tumblr… He likes it ALL and Andrew loves to share and I love him for it! Go Andrew!
SoThenWhatHappened
@dannyboi2:
“They are a brand must have.”
LOL For who?
So, not really, but it’s nice to see someone from the Andrew Christian PR department trolling blogs to make shitty underwear for vapid circuit faggots seem cool.
Now, time for your afternoon hit of tina to pump you up for the rest of the day…
babybabybaby
I like Pubes and all that real men body hair ……
ingyaom
“Must wear Andrew Christian underwear” – obviously a gimmick to sell more underwear.
yaletownman
Andrew Christian is “must have” underwear and everyone wants to steal their thunder? Who wants to steal their thunder? D&G? Emporio Armani? Oshkosh b’gosh? Seriously, who?
toshafree
I enjoy my men with hair everywhere
Mezaien
hair, hair, and more hair an hairy man is a WOW man.
DarkZephyr
I like when a little bit of pubic hair shows, I find it pretty sexy. And bald crotches are not my favorite. When my darling fiance “surprised” be my shaving down there I sorely wished I had explained to him long before then that I am not a huge fan of the “not been through puberty” look. Ah well, I still adore him.
Curtispsf
@SoThenWhatHappened: Perfect. Your last sentence “Now, time for your afternoon hit of tina to pump you up for the rest of the day” made me laugh and spray coffee all over my monitor. Yes, dears, some of us still own desktop computers.
The party’s not over until I say it is OR until all those little voices in my head coalesce into one to tell me that the FED EX truck on my block contains many federal agents who are watching moi….whichever comes first.
TinoTurner
Not to sound conceited, but I’m way better looking then the model they have for their own model search. I’d consider sending in a photo but theres no way I’d go buy a pair of AC underwear just for a contest. Super, duper lame of them.
vive
It is probably so that their photos won’t be banned from Apple devices.
QuintoLover
The model in the top picture looks like Matt Dallas and Matthew Morrison’s love child.
carey579
@danniboy2
Exactly! This is all a publicity stunt! There is nothing more that gets gay men going than arguing about body hair – just ask me O_O 😉
Andrew Christian is an affiliate of this site and they must’ve seen how much comments the last few articles about body hair got and wanted to get in on that action.
A very sneaky move and I hate this brand even more – other than their twinky models – hail Gregg Homme/2Xist/GA/EA/CK/D&G…
carey579
I have to say I have never seen a downright sexy smooth tanned muscular masculine man on their adds ever.
It’s always twinks with scruff (there is nothing more ironic imo) doing frivolous antics that’s just annoying than erotic.
hotshot70
Well, I am not hairy on chest, but below belt, it’s a forest! I think the “no pubes” comment meant send pics, but do not show the pubic area.
Scribe38
@TinoTurner: Send me a pic in your underwear and if I think you are hot enough I will buy you a pair of their gear so you can enter the contest. Lol
Billy Budd
I trim my pubes.
Dan
I wish they would show more hair on these models. I’m bored of that twinky look. Men should look like men, not little boys.
toberlin
Bad Deal…to give away even 1 pube hair for this stupid underwear!