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Andrew Garfield Asks “Why Can’t Spider-Man Be Gay?”

andrew-garfield-11Andrew Garfield may not be the first cutie to don the all-powerful Spider-Man costume, but he’s definitely the first to use it as a man-magnet.

The easily excitable The Amazing Spider-Man 2 actor told EW this week that he has often had “philosophical discussions” with the film’s producer, Matt Tolmach, about exploring the character’s sexuality on film. “I was kind of joking, but kind of not joking about MJ,” he says. “What if MJ is a dude? Why can’t we discover that Peter is exploring his sexuality? It’s hardly even groundbreaking! So why can’t he be gay? Why can’t he be into boys.”

To which we say “he can!” He’s been gay in our fantasies since before you were born, Mr. Garfield, and we fully approve of you making out with other men in or out of costume.

Garfield is gunning for a gay makeout sesh so badly that he’s already chosen an actor to play his onscreen beau. “I’ve been obsessed with Michael B. Jordan since The Wire,” he said. “He’s so charismatic and talented. It’d be even better—we’d have interracial bisexuality!”

WE’RE READY.

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Jul 10, 2013
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  • 17 Comments
    • MK Ultra
      MK Ultra

      First of all, I lurrv his hair.
      Secondly, totally agree.
      Spiderman, Batman, Superman, they’ve been staples of the superhero movie genre for a good while now, and although in many ways they stay true to the original, they also modernize to fit the current zeitgeist.
      Personally I think that most people, especially those who won’t admit it, would be titillated by seeing this hottie make out with another male hottie.

      Jul 10, 2013 at 2:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • miagoodguy
      miagoodguy

      If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

      Jul 10, 2013 at 2:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Polaro
      Polaro

      It would be an interesting twist, but Spiderman isn’t gay.

      Jul 10, 2013 at 2:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Homophile
      Homophile

      Why can’t Andrew Garfield be gay?

      Jul 10, 2013 at 2:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Whulut7
      Whulut7

      Personally, I have no problem with characters like Spiderman or Batman as gay/bi, yet I can’t picture Bruce Wayne or Peter Parker as gay/bi. If someone else took the mantle from them then I’d be all for it whether they be gay/bi. Peter Parker will always be straight to me and Bruce Wayne will always be straight leaning toward asexual.

      Jul 10, 2013 at 4:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charlie in Charge
      Charlie in Charge

      None of the A-List superheroes can explore their secuality unfortunately. A few years back a Wonder Woman writer (who I believe was gay) discussed how WW’s Amazonian origin story doesn’t really gel with a 100% heterosexual person but that he as a writer couldn’t explore that because he could not jeopardize lunchbox sales, cartoon series adsales, action figure sales, etc.

      Jul 10, 2013 at 4:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MK Ultra
      MK Ultra

      I still say it’s gonna happen.

      Jul 10, 2013 at 4:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ron Jackson
      Ron Jackson

      Picture this: Andrew Garfield in tighty whities being kissed by unknown cutie…
      I can dream can’t I?

      Jul 10, 2013 at 6:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jmmartin
      jmmartin

      @Homophile: My thoughts exactly? James Franco is another actor who seems to go way out of his way to play gay. It’s awfully coy of them to hint that they might be.

      Jul 10, 2013 at 6:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jwrappaport
      jwrappaport

      Triple threat: cute face, great body, and he talks like Hermione Granger.

      Jul 10, 2013 at 10:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • technicolornina
      technicolornina

      Honestly, I think it’ll happen in the next ten years, probably less. Maybe not Spiderman specifically, but definitely one of the “big ones.” The original Green Lantern has been retconned to be gay (canonically!), Archie Comics has Kevin and his husband, Marvel needs to catch up. The Marvel Cinematic Universe and tie-ins are surprisingly progressive re: women in a traditionally male-dominated genre–I wouldn’t be surprised if this is where Marvel makes its contribution.

      Jul 10, 2013 at 10:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nevereclipsed81
      nevereclipsed81

      fabulous. I wish it could happen, unfortunately there’s no way it would. If I had a million dollars I’d bet it all that there won’t be any such thing. Action films are made to be sent all over the world, they aren’t even ready for a gay action star, *cue Hugh Jackman reminding the world he’s straight again.. let alone a gay character. Still cool of him to ponder this tho.

      Jul 10, 2013 at 10:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • karl61058
      karl61058

      Wonderful! Now a porn movie has just written itself, probably.

      Jul 11, 2013 at 3:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • balehead
      balehead

      Knew he was gay….

      Jul 11, 2013 at 4:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • rand503
      rand503

      About 20 years ago, actors were terrified of playing a gay character. It was career suicide, they were told. Now we have actors begging to play a gay role.

      How times have changed.

      Jul 11, 2013 at 11:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tackle
      Tackle

      I personally don’t think it’s a good idea to make icons like Spiderman or Batman gay. Both have been around for generations and the original backdrop and story is that both were hetrosexual. How would we gays feel if there was a superhero, who has been around for generations, who was gay, and a decision was made to make him straight?? I don’t think that would go over to well. No. We don’t need to steal. We’re creative enough. So why not create a new superhero and let it be known from the beginning that his or her sexual orientation is gay or lesbian…

      Jul 12, 2013 at 8:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • darkorient
      darkorient

      I am gay, I am a comic fan. I don’t want Spider-Man, Batman, or Superman to be anything but straight. I prefer an original, strong gay superhero who can be a role model for everyone.

      Jul 12, 2013 at 3:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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