“I didn’t have sex with him but to be honest with you, to get a girl riled up to the point where you want to have sex, he doesn’t even know how to do that,” former Jersey Shore cast member Angelina Pivarnick says during a radio interview of Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. “And you know what, I honestly feel like he’s in the closet right now, he doesn’t want to come out.” Does that make him gay? “Who knows? You never know these days. More power to him if he’s gay.” Part of is all: Angelina, you’re right, he does come off as overcompensating for something! The other part of me is all: That’s what all straight girls say about guys who won’t screw them.