UPDATE (8/12/11 9:10 AM PST): Bil Browning from The Bilerico Project has more details on anti-gay Indiana representative Phil Hinkleâs penis and the names of two other state senators who might have big gay skeletons about to waltz out of their closets!
Read more at the bottom.
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Just when we were beginning to wonder how long it would be before another anti-gay Republican got outed as a homo, along comes Indiana State Representative Phillip Hinkle, a guy who voted for a statewide same-sex marriage ban yet nonetheless allegedly offered an 18-year-old he met on Craigslist an iPad, BlackBerry cellphone and $100 cash to keep quiet about their Marriot tryst.
How about we take this to the next level?
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Hell, Hinkle if you needed some hot young thang to shower with gifts, weâre right here!
According to 18-year-old Kameryn Gibson, at 7:37 a.m. this last Saturday, Gibson posted a Craiglist M4M ad showing two pictures of him shirtless with his pants pulled below his underwear waistband. And who should come aâe-mailinâ 47 minutes later but the good Mr. Hinkle:
âCannot be a long time sugar daddy,â the email reads, âbut can for tonight. Would you be interested in keeping me company for a while tonight?â
The email offers âto make it worth (your) whileâ in cash, and offers a personal description: âI am an in shape married professional, 5â8âł, fit 170 lbs, and love getting and staying naked.â
Tne email from Hinkleâs account asks âwhat will make you happy for giving me a couple hours of your time tonight?â
Gibson: âWat (sic) can you give me?â
Hinkle: âHow about $80 for services rendered and if real satisfied a healthy tip? That make it worth while?â
âFinal for the record, for a really good time, you could get another 50, 60 bucks. That sound good?ââŚ
âIf u want to consider spending night u might tell ur sis so she wonât worry. Would have u back before 11 tomorrow. No extra cash just free breakfast and maybe late night snack.â
Wow. So not only is Hinkle an adulterous hypocrite, heâs also cheap. You gotta read the entire story above because according to Gibson, once he realized that he was in a hotel room with a politician, he tried to leave, at which point Hinkle became real grabby and all like âYou canât leave.â
We donât wanna ruin the ending, but it involves Hinkle being thoroughly told off, his wife calling, and we can assume the end of his political career.
Please read it. It will be the most entertaining piece of writing youâll probably read all day.
UPDATE (8/12/11 9:10 AM PST): According to Bil Browning from The Bilerico Project, three men contact him earlier this year three men with details about hooking up with Hinkle:
three different men told me they had met Rep Hinkle for sex in an Indianapolis hotel room. All three were able to describe Rep Hinkleâs penis in detail and all three descriptions matched,
He also claims to have some goods on two other closety Indiana politicians:
Somewhere in the Hoosier state, Republican state senators Ron Alting and Brent Waltz are shaking in their boots. Iâve personally spoken to the man Sen Alting has had a longtime affair with while his wife dies of cancer and Iâve often challenged flamboyant Sen Waltz to answer some basic questions about his extremely close relationship with an older man who many say was Waltzâs sugar daddy.
God bless you Bilerico!
Little Kiwi
ANOTHER?!?! LOL! The trend continues! Anti-Gay White Republican Closeted-Homosexuals who just can’t keep their hands of HAMBISCUITS.
Y’all know about “HamBiscuits”, right?
It’s whiteboy closeted-homosexual GOP-speak!
http://youtu.be/tTP3eUyOkoE
This is too precious, and not surprising at all.
xander
But….NOM isn’t saying a word about this on their blog! I thought they were formed to *save* marriages? Philip Hinkle isn’t just a hypocrite, he’s a cheapskate. Or is that just ‘fiscal conservatism’ in action?
Cam
ANY rabidly anti-gay politician is usually a closet case. Straight people just aren’t THAT focused on gays.
dvlaries
Hinkle’s lawyer, Peter Nugent, blaming the liberal media for smearing another patriotic, God-fearing Republican in 4 … 3 … 2 …
burtsfield
Every time I read something like this, I get on my knees and thank God or whoever that I came out. It is painful to watch people self destruct this way
christopher di spirito
Mark Foley
Larry Craig
Ted Haggard
Bob Allen
Ed Schrock
All, vicious homophobes, and conservative Republicans. The hypocrisy is staggering.
bearfun51295
I live in Indiana and am not surprised. I was hoping it was mike pence a rabid assh%$@ running for gov.
Rob
Ah, this story just keeps on getting better.
Queer Supremacist
@Cam: Or maybe heterosexuality is a lie perpetrated by heretics for the purpose of baby farming and nation building.
ewe
To the plank or the guillotine. Hinkle can take his pick. He is evil and dysfunctional because he is a self hating homosexual who never dealt with the fact he is a homosexual. No pity here. People like him are the enemy.
ewe
@Queer Supremacist: you are correct. It must be a pointy axis of orange and yellow terror spinning on a green evildoer.
ewe
was he ever really capablebuluhble?
ewe
“There’s an old saying in Tennessee â I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee â that says, fool me once, shame on â shame on you. Fool me â you can’t get fooled again.”
james_from_cambridge
If I was religious I would be praying to Jeebus every second of every minute of every hour to please, please have Marcus Bachmann be next! Please!!!
B
No. 14 ¡ james_from_cambridge wrote, “If I was religious I would be praying to Jeebus every second of every minute of every hour to please, please have Marcus Bachmann be next!”
It would be funny, but do you really want that Bachmann guy on your team?
The current story does explain why they think gays “recruit” straights. All it takes is for some hot guy to walk by wiggling his ass and they’ll instantly feel recruited! If the hot guy points at one of these Republicans and then points to his crotch, that Republican will be on his knees faster than he can say, “Praise Jesus”.
james_from_cambridge
@B: It would be funny, but do you really want that Bachmann guy on your team?”
Seems like all the rabidly anti-gay ones love cock so what’s one more self-loathing bitch on our team? Plus, Marcus being outed would be hysterical! Michelle’s eyes will go all googly on live tv and she’ll probably start speaking in tongues…oh the drama!
TheWaylandFlowersPreservationSociety
The closeted old queer had a case of JUNGLE FEVER!
Kameryn is a colored boy!
http://www.myspace.com/478716717
christopher di spirito
Rumors have always surrounded TX Gov. Rick “Shush-shesh-shun” Perry that he liked to suck cock.
In fact, some guy in Tejas swore he and Perry were fuck buddies. Perry looks gay to me, what with that purdy hair, all styled and blow-dried and sprayed perfectly into place.
Shoot, even his eye brows are plucked. I bet he even manscapes his cock and nut sack.
Jim
I remember seeing one of Bryan Safi’s shorts about this phenomenon, specifically, the male involved in the affair. He was talking about women in affairs with known people (politicians especially) getting book deals for tell-alls and going on talk shows. Yet, you don’t seem to see this phenomenon with the males. There’s a part of me that wants to see that occur.
Shannon1981
Been loving this ALL DAY! I want there to be a slew! Rick Perry, Marcus Bachmann, we see you!
Shannon1981
@Little Kiwi: This your new hang out? No more Connexion? And yes, you know me!! đ
And that video is hilarious and Senator Graham Cracker makes me ashamed to be from this state. Well, lots of things make me ashamed to be from this state. But he is at the top of that list.
scallywag
Is it a case of self loathing, false modesty, morality (whatever that word means anymore) or simply a case of pandering to your elective despite your own true nature. But maybe thatâs the lesson here, that public rhetoric is so darn loud and compelling that we often find ourselves taking on positions that donât really complement our true natures.
Who said politicians weren’t cynical…
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/08/which-anti-gay-republican-cruised-craigslist-for-a-male-prostitute/
Aiden
@TheWaylandFlowersPreservationSociety: Why did you have to go there?
whatsinanameanyway
On Kameryn’s myspace, he says he’s “lookin for a straight thug that knows how to put it down!!! and aint on them games!!! with a body(6 pack), fresh, and can have fun!!!”
Yet he’s on CL trolling for “a sugga daddy.”
Kameryn and the old lizard deserve each other.
Riker
@whatsinanameanyway: us poor folk have to do what we have to do. We can’t buy our own toys, so we have to let someone else buy them for us. In return, they get a night of happiness
Queer Supremacist
@Aiden: The same reason all white “liberals” do: to project their racism onto anyone who disagrees with them.
Welcome, Little Kiwi. I appreciate that you were generous enough to bring your unique brand of caucasophobia to us.
iDavid
If priests and politicos all did a whirly twirl 180, we’d surely get gay marriage faster.