Anti-Gay Russians Wash River
Russian religious fanatics are fucking nuts (pictured). They really need to spend their time enjoying life rather than cleaning up a river after a gay cruise. Yeah, you read that right. About 200 Russian wack-jobs just spent their Sunday walking up the Moscow River to rid it of gay pollutants.
Coordinator Yuri Ageshchev of the Union of Orthodox Brotherhoods explains that they wanted “to clean the Moscow River from the filth that filled the river after the trip of a big company of homosexuals that took place on the same route and on the same motor ship”. Those Russian zealots sure do take their anti-gay environmentalism seriously.
A similar group recently made it it’s mission to rid a public park of those stinking queers. Unfortunately for them, however, the queers fought back.
I had to wash the bedsheets the day after Gay Pride to get rid of the gay pollutants
That’s why I always put a towel on the bed first, studman.
Didn’t they like get all gay stuff all over them when they walked through the river. Aren’t they now gonna wake up gay? Sheez, these people just don’t know how to avoid getting all gay and stuff.