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Are ‘Jeggings’ The New Penis Pants?

I’m no fashionista, but I’m pretty sure the laymen are not going to get on board with the “jeggings” showcased in Milan by Versace, Burberry Prorsum, and Emporio Armani. They’re a mix between “leggings” and “jeans,” and if you can fit into them, the only upside I can see is that they don’t reveal as much wang as Isabel Mastache’s trouser snake pants.

[Homme Fatal, Scottsdale Fashionisto]

By:           Ryan Tedder
On:           Jun 29, 2010
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  • 40 Comments
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      And the difference between these and any other tight pair of jeans is……….??

      Jun 29, 2010 at 3:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ggreen
      ggreen

      They are cut just like ladies capri pants from the 1950′s, Given the trend in men’s clothing to fit and look just like women’s its par for the course. Even with the penis bump and the facial hair these guys look like flat chested girls. Secksi fail

      Jun 29, 2010 at 4:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ggreen
      ggreen

      @ggreen: Then consider me gone from this site.

      Jun 29, 2010 at 4:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Devon
      Devon

      My balls hurt just looking at those things.

      Jun 29, 2010 at 4:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scott from CA
      Scott from CA

      I have a feeling hipsters will flock to these.

      Jun 29, 2010 at 4:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jeffree
      jeffree

      These Jeggings are going to sell out in every department store in Montana, South Carolina, Utah & the Jersey Shore.
      Promise!
      Okay maybe not.

      How gullible do Versace, Armani & Burberry think we are?

      Really, there’s a reason Gawd separated the ” ‘nads from the noodle.” Pants should respect that !

      Jun 29, 2010 at 5:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • james_from_the_great_city_of_cambridge
      james_from_the_great_city_of_cambridge

      @Scott from CA: Fucking hipsters! Forget gay marriage and the growth of government, which political party is going to do something about these fucking hipsters??

      Jun 29, 2010 at 5:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • geoffrey
      geoffrey

      I don’t know! I saw those on the streets of the east village today and I thought they were cool

      Jun 29, 2010 at 6:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • geoffrey
      geoffrey

      @james_from_the_great_city_of_cambridge: ya I wouldn’t like hipsters in cali either. but nothing in cali is really ALL THAT COOL

      Jun 29, 2010 at 6:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • OrchidIslander
      OrchidIslander

      Old! I must be getting old. looking at those pix, all I could think of was, “Why would anyone do that to men, and the male form?”

      Jun 29, 2010 at 6:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jimstoic
      jimstoic

      If I had the bod, I’d wear them dancing.

      Jun 29, 2010 at 7:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • j
      j

      My little sister has a pair like those, in the top pic. She’s ten.

      Jun 29, 2010 at 7:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ken S
      Ken S

      Ugh, frikkin’ fashion kooks. It used to be when I watched Star Trek and saw the ugly-ass ‘civilian’ clothes they wore when they were out of uniform, I thought “why the fuck do they think we’re going to wear that in the future? It looks ugly, uncomfortable and impractical!” But look out, here come the fashion designers, apparently bound and determined to see us all actually wearing silly threads like that someday.

      Jun 29, 2010 at 8:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Queer Supremacist
      Queer Supremacist

      @Scott from CA: They’ll just wear them “ironically” because they are incapable of appreciating or enjoying anything without simultaneously mocking it. Why do you think they drink shitty beer fit only for embarrassing brothers of embarrassing ex-Presidents? Because they like it?

      Jun 29, 2010 at 8:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman
      alan brickman

      if you have the bod you can wear these…no problem with that…

      Jun 29, 2010 at 10:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Steve
      Steve

      These look like the long-sleeved version of bikini swimsuits. Supermodels and young people with nice bodies can wear bikinis. Most people don’t look good in them.

      People who have absolutely no business ever wearing a bikini, are the ones who seem to buy them. And, some of those old, fat people actually wear them. That it is hideous, doesn’t seem to matter.

      I expect to see “jeggings” in person, soon. They will probably be on a 240-pound fifty-year-old, who hasn’t been to a gym in twenty years.

      Jun 30, 2010 at 1:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • William
      William

      Motocross gear isn’t exactly high fashion.

      Jun 30, 2010 at 2:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • David K
      David K

      Anybody else long for the time when a tight pair of 501s showed off your cock sufficiently and didn’t cost $300 a pop?

      Jun 30, 2010 at 9:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Who Cares
      Who Cares

      I just bought two pairs….pink and lemon green…and I look fabulous

      Jun 30, 2010 at 10:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • thebadpaul
      thebadpaul

      Logical next progression from skinny jeans. They look great under a pair of shorts. Look at the cool straight boys they have been doing that look for a few years now. What happened I thought gays where supposed to be the trend setters. Come on gays, do some squats and throw them on !!

      Jun 30, 2010 at 10:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ewe
      ewe

      I think those pants would look better as shorts.

      Jun 30, 2010 at 11:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ewe
      ewe

      And those caps look like someone is trying to save money on materials.

      Jun 30, 2010 at 11:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ron
      ron

      Hideous, just hideous!

      Jun 30, 2010 at 11:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael
      Michael

      I’m going to rummage Saks and Barneys until i find a pair. I love the ones on top!

      Jun 30, 2010 at 1:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Whoddafunk?
      Whoddafunk?

      I actually really like this style and I hope clothes do change a lot in the future because what we’ve been wearing since 1900 to the present has been the true hideous crap.

      Jun 30, 2010 at 1:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Briot
      Briot

      Those guys look sexy!

      Jun 30, 2010 at 2:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mark
      mark

      The problem is, it’simpossible to find the right footwear for these. Imagine wearing sneakers with them. Clunky!

      Jun 30, 2010 at 3:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • L.
      L.

      @Michael: We’re guessing you’ve never been to either emporium, then. Because one does *not* “rummage” at Saks or B’s.

      (One enjoys the services of a shopping assistant.)

      Jun 30, 2010 at 5:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • adam
      adam

      If you wear them and look like the guys in the first picture, I would not complain.

      Jun 30, 2010 at 9:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael
      Michael

      @L.: I actually work for Saks jackass. I use the term rummage to be ironic

      Jun 30, 2010 at 11:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • counterpoll
      counterpoll

      The moral and ethical question is: Can I wear jeggings to work on “casual Friday”?

      Jul 1, 2010 at 12:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Evan
      Evan

      So awful. So, so awful. Why??

      We have jeans. We have go-go shorts. We do not need a mutant hybrid.

      Jul 1, 2010 at 4:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • L.
      L.

      @Michael: And I was being ironic as well. Guess both our detectors are in the shop. But happy to see your mouth is still potty.

      Jul 1, 2010 at 8:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • declanto
      declanto

      @Ashley Sommers: Dear Ashley we all feel so sorry for your poor friends, but PLEASE…how many times do you REALLY need to post this (obsolete) post???!!!

      Jul 1, 2010 at 9:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • counterpoll
      counterpoll

      Queerty allows spamolot through, yet sends multiple posts through to “mood-er-ation”? Who’s minding the board these days?

      Jul 1, 2010 at 9:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • david
      david

      @geoffrey:

      Yeah, being the most influential and innovative state that started the organic food movement, American wine revolution, internet revolution, and basically every cultural trend and subculture revolution isn’t really all that cool.

      Jul 3, 2010 at 6:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jevon
      Jevon

      Ugly!

      Jul 5, 2010 at 9:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Joe
      Joe

      If I had a body like that, I’d be wearing those 24/7

      Jul 24, 2010 at 4:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • K P
      K P

      I could so see myself wearing those, but would I be bold enough to? IDK. I was extremely insecure when I bought my first pair of tight skinny jeans, but now I strut in them with total confidence, so IDK.

      Sep 20, 2010 at 8:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Warren
      Warren

      These men who comment against these pants are brain dead; men should have more ” rights ” wearing pants or more specifically jeans than cross-dressing/ transvestite females ! If men wore/ stole traditional feminine wear big time the last 45 years plus usage of unlimited historical menswear; should anyone complain against females for wearing slender, sexy female wear and call them ” butch ” or bull dyke lesbians if they did and say this sexy feminine style is for macho men ?

      Feb 3, 2011 at 12:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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