Are ‘Jeggings’ The New Penis Pants?
I’m no fashionista, but I’m pretty sure the laymen are not going to get on board with the “jeggings” showcased in Milan by Versace, Burberry Prorsum, and Emporio Armani. They’re a mix between “leggings” and “jeans,” and if you can fit into them, the only upside I can see is that they don’t reveal as much wang as Isabel Mastache’s trouser snake pants.
They are cut just like ladies capri pants from the 1950′s, Given the trend in men’s clothing to fit and look just like women’s its par for the course. Even with the penis bump and the facial hair these guys look like flat chested girls. Secksi fail
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I have a feeling hipsters will flock to these.
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These Jeggings are going to sell out in every department store in Montana, South Carolina, Utah & the Jersey Shore.
Promise!
Okay maybe not.
How gullible do Versace, Armani & Burberry think we are?
Really, there’s a reason Gawd separated the ” ‘nads from the noodle.” Pants should respect that !
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@Scott from CA: Fucking hipsters! Forget gay marriage and the growth of government, which political party is going to do something about these fucking hipsters??
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I don’t know! I saw those on the streets of the east village today and I thought they were cool
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@james_from_the_great_city_of_cambridge: ya I wouldn’t like hipsters in cali either. but nothing in cali is really ALL THAT COOL
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Old! I must be getting old. looking at those pix, all I could think of was, “Why would anyone do that to men, and the male form?”
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My little sister has a pair like those, in the top pic. She’s ten.
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Ugh, frikkin’ fashion kooks. It used to be when I watched Star Trek and saw the ugly-ass ‘civilian’ clothes they wore when they were out of uniform, I thought “why the fuck do they think we’re going to wear that in the future? It looks ugly, uncomfortable and impractical!” But look out, here come the fashion designers, apparently bound and determined to see us all actually wearing silly threads like that someday.
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@Scott from CA: They’ll just wear them “ironically” because they are incapable of appreciating or enjoying anything without simultaneously mocking it. Why do you think they drink shitty beer fit only for embarrassing brothers of embarrassing ex-Presidents? Because they like it?
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if you have the bod you can wear these…no problem with that…
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These look like the long-sleeved version of bikini swimsuits. Supermodels and young people with nice bodies can wear bikinis. Most people don’t look good in them.
People who have absolutely no business ever wearing a bikini, are the ones who seem to buy them. And, some of those old, fat people actually wear them. That it is hideous, doesn’t seem to matter.
I expect to see “jeggings” in person, soon. They will probably be on a 240-pound fifty-year-old, who hasn’t been to a gym in twenty years.
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Anybody else long for the time when a tight pair of 501s showed off your cock sufficiently and didn’t cost $300 a pop?
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I just bought two pairs….pink and lemon green…and I look fabulous
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Logical next progression from skinny jeans. They look great under a pair of shorts. Look at the cool straight boys they have been doing that look for a few years now. What happened I thought gays where supposed to be the trend setters. Come on gays, do some squats and throw them on !!
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And those caps look like someone is trying to save money on materials.
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I’m going to rummage Saks and Barneys until i find a pair. I love the ones on top!
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I actually really like this style and I hope clothes do change a lot in the future because what we’ve been wearing since 1900 to the present has been the true hideous crap.
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If you wear them and look like the guys in the first picture, I would not complain.
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The moral and ethical question is: Can I wear jeggings to work on “casual Friday”?
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So awful. So, so awful. Why??
We have jeans. We have go-go shorts. We do not need a mutant hybrid.
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@Ashley Sommers: Dear Ashley we all feel so sorry for your poor friends, but PLEASE…how many times do you REALLY need to post this (obsolete) post???!!!
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Queerty allows spamolot through, yet sends multiple posts through to “mood-er-ation”? Who’s minding the board these days?
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If I had a body like that, I’d be wearing those 24/7
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I could so see myself wearing those, but would I be bold enough to? IDK. I was extremely insecure when I bought my first pair of tight skinny jeans, but now I strut in them with total confidence, so IDK.
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These men who comment against these pants are brain dead; men should have more ” rights ” wearing pants or more specifically jeans than cross-dressing/ transvestite females ! If men wore/ stole traditional feminine wear big time the last 45 years plus usage of unlimited historical menswear; should anyone complain against females for wearing slender, sexy female wear and call them ” butch ” or bull dyke lesbians if they did and say this sexy feminine style is for macho men ?
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And the difference between these and any other tight pair of jeans is……….??