Armani Leaves Little To The Imagination

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Wow! We’ve never imagined Giorgio Armani in a speedo, but if we had, it certainly wouldn’t look like this.

TMZ passes on word that the Italian designer’s soaking up some sun in Spain. Armani’s looking pretty good for an 157 72-year old. And his legs look so smooth!! We wonder if he waxes or shaves. Probably wax…

Congratulations, Armani, you’ve now been relieved of your zombie status!

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