Australian cricketer Usman Khawaja was feeling rather handsy during the national anthem ceremony before a match, and looked no further than rookie teammate Adam Zampa to massage the problem out.
Take a look below. We suddenly have a new appreciation for cricket:
By jingo’s what the heck’s goin on here?!! We’ve heard of checking the hot spot but that’s just too far…#Straya
Posted by The Crowd Goes Wild on Tuesday, February 9, 2016
When asked to explain what the hell was going on down there, Khawaja responded, “hahaha oh boy. Didn’t realize there were cameras filming from behind.”
Be careful of those “cameras filming from behind,” folks.
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GG
Down Under indeed!
CivicMinded
There is a God! Thank you.
Billy Budd
Athletes are always patting their buddies on the butt. It is normal and healthy.
Brian
The butt is where virility is encouraged. It is a huge muscle – the gluteus maximus – which enables thrusting. Without thrusting, you could not coax out the virile seed.
When a man pats another man on the butt, he is symbolically encouraging his buddy to be virile, to let the seed release. It fosters a shared sense of male virility, one of the strongest binding forces in humanity.
Christopher Auker-Howlett
Grow up please
Hussain-TheCanadian
@Billy Budd: Come on Billy that was not a pat on the ass; that was full on grab; I don’t blame him.
Kevin Amaral
Kevin
scotty
dat ass, though.
DarkZephyr
Usman Khawaja is fine as hell. He can fondle my butt all he wants.
DarkZephyr
@Brian: You always say such weird sh**.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
”The butt is where virility is encouraged. It is a huge muscle – the gluteus maximus – which enables thrusting. Without thrusting, you could not coax out the virile seed.”
Dear fucking lord no. I’m ripping off my dick i no longer have a libido. i entreat you all to do likewise. He has finally defeated us
Invert
Yep, I knew this would be about an Aussie! Our newspapers are regularly filled with deliciously homoerotic sportsman sex scandals.
jfabz
I played a little DIII volleyball in college and someone would always try to make another (usually a rookie) crack-up during the national anthem. Groping was one of the more common occurrence.
ingyaom
H0ly $h!+ – the only @$$ i’d touch like that would be my BF’s (or my own).
Queer Comedy
Nothing wrong with a little slap and tickle. 😀
Bauhaus
@Brian:
Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
Kieran
Adam didn’t seem to mind at all. : )
glennmcbride
@Hussain-TheCanadian: I’d classify that as “fingering.”