Attention All Male Students: You Cannot Graduate Without A Penis Examination
THE SHOT – A fake flyer distributed among male students at Carlmont High School in Redwood City, California requiring them to attend mandatory penis inspections before graduation. Note the name of the “Director of Genital Correctness” and the one surefire way to fail a penis inspection. Gotta have standards, y’know.
Ohh, high school. You can graduate but you can never really leave.
Heheheheh.
Although, various military used to conduct “short arm” inspections for obvious venereal disease up through the Korean War (and later) either by forming-up a long line in their shorts in front of the Doctor, or for some of the Brits and Aussies by standing in formation “at parade” and dropping-trou’ en-masse for their commanding officers and their unit’s medical officer. Part of the point was that preventing future venereal disease involved shaming-the-miscreant in-public…also for foreskin hygiene.
Hmmm, all that prime beef, standing outdoors in the Sun in just their shorts, dog-tags and (optional) t-shirts. The mind boggles…
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Would somebody PLEASE grab and crush Andrew C’s heneggs?! Dude is such a daffy dick drainer.(He eats da poo-poo)
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As I was reading the article I got more and more shocked, and by the end I was totally lost for words. And then I read your caption beneath. Oh, Queerty…