There’s a new indie film opening this week that’s worth searching for at your nearest art house cinema. It’s called Star Wars: The Force Awakens. We hear it’s pretty good and filled with great performances so we plan to check it out. Oh, who are we kidding? It’s got two very handsome up-and-coming actors (John Boyega and Oscar Isaac) as well as vintage stars (Mark Hamill and Harrison Ford) which caused us to wonder which is the sexiest actor to ever appear in a Star Wars film.
Help us decide by looking at the photos of the actors in character and voting in the poll below. The results of this highly scientific survey will be released in a few light years.
Mark Hamill, Luke Skywalker
Harrison Ford, Han Solo
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Chewbacca, Chewbacca
Billy Dee Williams, Lando Calrissian
Ewan McGregor, Obi Wan Kenobi
Liam Neeson, Qui-Gon Jinn
Hayden Christenson, Anakin Skywalker
Oscar Isaac, Poe Dameron
John Boyega, Finn
Adam Driver, Kylo Ren
Art G Ramirez
No Jimmy Smits (Bail Organa). Shade!
Xzamilio
I get a young Denzel Washington vibe from John Boyega. For it’ll always be a tie between Hans Solo and Lando Calrissian… I’d love to be the chocolate in a young Harrison-Billy Dee S’more!!!
moldisdelicious
No live for lando?!?!?!? Fuck you midgets.
Taskebab
I must say, as a young gay teen growing up in the 2000’s, seeing Anakin in episode 3, shirtless, sweating and panting waking up from a bad dream did things for me…
Brian
I find the puppets more sexy than the humans.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
Jango Fett FTW
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
Queerty team all bottoms confirmed!
How else can we explain the exclusion of Sarlacc (the hole with teeth from ROTJ)?
Tobi
@Brian: It’s why they tacked an F onto LGBTQQIAAPF no reason for any of us to speciest, all Furries are welcome, even the ones without fur. 😉
PretenderNX01
@PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID: The Sarlacc is a vagina and this is a gay men’s site :p
For real though, it’s often an example of “vaginal dentata” in fiction.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
Nah bruh, it’s a digestive tube…don’t tell me I don’t know monster boochie when I see it!
zooby
Oscar. Ewan is too old and hairy IMO… And Hayden is cute too, but he is looking meh these days.
broadshoulder
John Boyega
The rest are pure shit. Luke bouncing around in the swimming tank in Empire was the last sexy thing ever
robho3
I just don’t get the whole Star Wars fastionation.
Chris
Where’s Jabba the Hut; or have we gotten into fat-exclusionism on this site?
🙂
Chris
@robho3: The force is weak in this one.
ingyaom
Come on, Billy Dee!
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
Bitches sleeping on Liam Neeson’s substantial saber that gives Darth Maul’s double-ender a run for its money! SMH
Hussain-TheCanadian
@Taskebab: Oh you’re not alone; that scene in particular did alot of things for me too.
I voted for 1977 Mark Hamill though: elegant, sexy, boyish, and strong.